Difficulty=9,000...ERM...CHEETz???
Gameplay:
Simplistic run and gun side-scrolling tactics with a 1-2 button presses at the most put this game in the classic gaming hall of fame. Although it presents itself harder and more difficult to progress than a German **** video, it is addictive nevertheless. Many weapon upgrades couple the gameplay and make the replayability last longer as the virtual penis slowly deepens in your anus.
Graphics:
2-D action side-scrolling shooter at its best. There isn't much to say in this department other than the quality is classic old school style mixed with a ridiculous amount of enemies coming from all directions and sprite after sprite of interestingly created weapon animations.
Sound:
A catchy orchestrated tune to yet again passify for the brutal RAPEage you seem to get caught with each play through. The sound of the guns are pretty amusing and prove to be made appropriate for the rest of the game. Control:
Simplistic run, jump, shoot tactics exist here. They can only be desribed as survival of the quickest reflexes wins in this game. A truly responsive A+B button destroyed, the control scheme is second nature to anyone with a brain.
Overall:
This classic, as ridiculously challenging as it is, shouldn't be missed by anyone in any generation. The brightfully easy portray of combat, and gameplay combined with an increasingly high replay value despite the difficulty, and an online mode to play with a friend to ease the pain is worthy of a $5 purchase on Xbox Live.