The only game that will make you want to litter. AWESOME!

User Rating: 3 | Awesome Possum GEN
Where to start...

I'M AWESOME!!

This game truly brings back nightmares.

RECYCLE!! I remember the hateful dissatisfaction amongst children when this ratty looking mange ball tricked everyone to think he was just like Sonic. Bubsy and Aero looked like pure gold compared to this guy. It was almost as if the dude that programmed ET for the 2600 came back from the dead after being beaten to death by single buttoned joysticks. It's truly amazing how some games make it past the drawing board.

SAVE THE EARTH!!!

Also, this game compelled me to litter in the nearby river. I've never had that feeling in my life!

I'M AWESOME!!

The true downfall with Awesome Possum is the fact that the main character looks like some unwanted guest in your pantry and the narcissistic nature of the thing makes you want to slap the little guy with a baseball bat.

RECYCLE!!

The moral in the game was great, sure. I'm not saying go throw a bag of old cheese into a fish hatchery. That's horrible. But the entire game is a rip on sonic.

Find another marsupial. Make him run fast. Jump on the tops of bad guys. Stop the evil Dr. Robotnik, err... Dr. Machino in turning all your woodland friends into automatons for some wild apocalyptic metro of machines.

The constant talking during game play was annoying. I'M AWESOME!! He'd say it at the most random I'M AWESOME!! times. So that after playing I'M AWESOME!! a couple levels, RECYCLE!! the player wants to take an ice pick to their SAVE THE EARTH!! eardrums. It's just that I'M AWESOME!! bad...

It's hard to explain.

This game successfully hurts the environmental movement in the one 30$ plastic cartridge it came in.

All in all. If you want to find a rare game of the past that just sucks. Get this game! It'll make you laugh for about 5 minutes, then want to kill a baby seal for a scarf.

I'M AWESOME!!