Wilson Wedding Tapes Available

APRIL FOOL - Now that all the controversy over the Pamela Anderson-Lee and Tommy Lee videos has finally died down, we thought we had heard the last of the company responsible for marketing the tapes to consumers. The group now has its eyes set firmly on gamers in its next assault, as it announced it has gained access to tapes of Computer Gaming World's editorial director Johnny Wilson's wedding night.

While Wilson flatly denies the existence of the tapes, representatives of the company have sent us several unsuitable pictures of Wilson and his new bride in front of a bookcase filled with copies of Frogger, Klingon Honor Guard, Test Drive Off-Road 2, Sonic R, along with several PlayStation and Sega Saturn games. Wilson says the proof of the video's fabrication is in the pictures, "Why would I have Klingon Honor Guard in my bookshelf?"

Sources say preorders for the five-minute-long Johnny Wilson Wedding Night Gaming Extravaganza, have been painfully slow. The company may add recent footage of Wilson's speeches at Milia and the Game Developers Conference to help fill the tape. More word on this situation as information comes our way.