Points for avoiding trees, flags, people, and snow tractor thingies.
REALLY old. It was one of those games on one of those ancient consoles that looked AWESOME when we were kids...but you know what else was awesome when we were kids?
Speghetti-O's.
You loved it as a kid..but if you were to sit down to a bowl of Spaghetti-O's now? You'd eat it and wonder how you choked this crap down as a kid.
So really, Alpine Ski is like Spaghetti-O's. It's bland. It was made quickly and without love. Kids wanted it because we were TOLD we wanted it by big coroporations. It tastes awful. And it has NO nutritional value.
I mean, how nutritious is a game where you are a stick figure sliding vertically on your screen avoiding poor looking trees, other stick figures, "lakes", and tractors? It looks bad..even for back then. I mean..it's not glitchy or anything..the game works, but why bother when there are other games?
So again, it's like Spaghetti-O's. It's edible (I suppose)...but why bother when you can make actual Spaghetti?