Overrated and with nearly useless controls, this game got pointless in a hurry.

User Rating: 4 | Alone in the Dark: The New Nightmare DC
There are two people in the game, for the record, and you can beat the darkness thing by turning up the brightness on your television. So there goes the title.

There are so many games of this type nowadays, I'm going to scream. Almost everything that's done in gaming is either "kill crazy mutants," "pretend you're in the military" or "tacky sword-and-sorcery saga you play instead of Dungeons and Dragons because you hate to read." Ugh. As long as there are kids and adults who keep throwing money at this stuff, they'll keep making the same three or so types of games. That's it. Thanks, teenagers: anyone with a brain is sentenced to playing this junk because *they don't make anything else.* For the record, I don't want to play Sudoku, it's a pain.

More survival horror? Yawn.

Read a book or something. Go take a walk outside.