"Enough! My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner..."
Zelda: But father, what if something happens to you?
The King: I'll take the Triforce of Courage to protect me. If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link
Zelda: Impa!
Impa: Don't worry, Zelda. The Triforce of Wisdom promises that the King will safely return.
The King: Enough! My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner...
Link: Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorock! (LOL)
ONE MONTH LATER
Zelda: (sigh) A whole month gone, and still no word. (cries)
Impa: I'm certain he's alright.
Link: Yeah! That old Ganon's no match for the King!
Zelda: Link, go to Gamelon, and find my father.
Link: Great! I can't wait to bomb some dodongos! (ROFL)
LATER STILL...
Zelda: Wake up Impa! We're going to Gamelon!
Impa: Alright dear, I'll get the Triforce of Wisdom...
...It's bad.
Just use this game and it's cutscenes for chuckles, laughs, and YouTube Poops.