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on January 6, 2016 at 6:31PM PST
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Mary Kish is great.
Mary Kish > Awesome
What is this talk of a Rick and Morty game? How did I miss this? "Still think it's a good idea to go through a hole without a wiener Summer?"
What a choice- Get the Oculus for $600 or gonorrhea 20 times. Hmmm, the hookers sound like more fun.
I would spend $600 on you Mary ;)
Yup, this is how all websites should present!
I actually laughed right at the end. Good Job to all involved on this one! (especially the presenter, writer and editor)
@Myron117: Thanks! We had fun with this one!
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I'm really impressed about the absence of fanboys trash talking about X1 exclusive delay.
Funny shit GS!
How about i keep my $600 and laugh at whoever buys this Oculus shit.
The fact that a vast repository of Pop Rocks wasn't mentioned as an appropriate $600 purchase is just ridiculous. I mean how could you not think of that.
@reduc_ab_: or a vast Suppository...... OH!
Mary, from you I get news and laughs. Love the $600 bit.
I'll take Mary's options instead of the rift
You can leave "options" out, amirite? No? Ok.... Awkward.
If Mary Kish were a ghost, she'd be Scary Kish.
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@durpdurp1234: If she was the subject of a nursery rhyme, she'd be Mary had a.... err, I don't know how this works. :-(
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I was outta optiions...
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@megagene: This is incredible.
If she lived in a haunted mansion, she'd be Scary Kish.
The list of things we can spend $600 on was great. Mary, you're the best!
I was gonna say, "I want more stuff I can spend $600 on!" so good call. Now where can I find that Iron Man sleeping bag and gummy snake?
Dam, was kinda hoping that headset would be closer to $400 (god knows just getting a comp that can play it is pricey enough). Have the others released price points yet? Remember Sony just saying how we should thing of it like something of another console (aka console prices rather than peripheral prices) or some crap and the HTC just LOOKS like a down payment on a new car :( Gotta save those dollars
I've been a Sony fan for years and have no intention of getting an Xbox One but I have to admit, they seem to have some great exclusives. Tomb Raider really hurt me. Now Scalebound and ReCore both look pretty awesome. In the end I have to have the Street Fighter system. Still though...good stuff over there.
@cjimrun: Maybe they will suck and then you'll feel better about it :)
Kidding aside we still don't know much about them.
@cjimrun: You will eventually get Tomb Raider, but PS4 will get Horizon: Zero Dawn which looks crazy epic.
lol great one @hotkoolaid :P