Better than Gears of War and Halo combined.
He was wrong.
This fantastic Civil War game, brought to us by the generous Stellar Stone, is pure genius. I couldn't believe it. As soon as I put it into my computer, it made my internet run faster. Unbelievable. All of the sudden I had high speed internet because of this.... for free. I payed 50 cents for this game.
Fast internet?
Check.
Virus protection?
This game comes with McAfee, Norton, and it's own brand of virus protection, all combined.
Anything else?
All 11 seasons of South Park, including ones that don't exist yet.
Rob Schneider voices Robert E. Lee in this action packed game. Guess who voices Grant?
......... Michael Clarke Duncan...
The game is exciting. I never seen less than 50,000 guys on the screen at one time. While I was playing, I got hungry, and my computer literally turned into a microwave. All because of this game. Now, I have a high ranking job at a large company that's not supposed to exist yet. Thank you Civil War. Thank you.