Tony Hawk Rip Off
one may wonder, why aren't there any reviews of Tony Hawk Ride on the entire net on launch day. i'll tell you why, cause TONY HAWK RIDE SUCKS!!!
this game doesn't suck in the normal way, it sucks in the unplayable way. the skateboard deck isn't usable.
activision didn't send out demos of this game to any reviewers. gamespot, IGN, and Giant Bomb had to buy theres for $120. observe the obvious, when a company does't want its game reviewed it shows. theres a reason activision didn't want Tony Hawk Ride reviewed. because they wouldn't be able to rob as many people of $120. activision, robomondo, and tony hawk are thief's!
somewhere down the production line everyone involved had to know it didn't work. activision game testers knew, robomondo developers knew, and tony hawk himself knew. none of them cared to halt production or scrap the project. they released a broken product. a broken plastic skateboard. they pocked $120 for a defective product.
i thought i could trust tony hawk. i thought the bird man wouldn't betray me. hes betrayed the world with this product. tony hawk scammed me!!!
this game had to be made and released as proof to future generations that plastic skateboards and video games don't mix. Tony Hawk Ride was a lesson for civilization, and a highway robbery from tony hawk.
DON'T BUY THIS GAME OR YOU WILL GET BURNED FOR $120
TONY HAWK RIDE TOTALLY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!