Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

A good game for the PC and Xbox is undone on the Gamecube by one thing - A crappy control scheme.

User Rating: 3 | Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory GC

By Cutter9792 | Review Date: June 10, 2009

In order to zoom in in Gamecube Chaos Theory, you must hold the Z button and press down on the C stick. Ask me how to get out of the mode later.

Does that give you an idea of just how bad this port is?

No?

How about the bone crunching linearity of the game?

How about the skewering of the graphics and audio?

How about the complete lack of cutscenes?

Seriously, why would they attempt to port a wonderful game on the PC to the woefully inadequate GC?

I can't believe I payed forty dollars for this.

I sold it for 20.

Whoever tried to port this game, I will find you and make you eat the game.

The disc's small enough to fit in your mouth, too.

NEVER TRY TO PORT AN EXTREMELY COMPLICATED VIDEO GAME TO THE SIMPLEST SYSTEM KNOWN TO MANKIND. YOU WILL FAIL AND EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU. THANK YOU FOR LISTENING and good night.

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