They Bleed Pixels Review
They Bleed Pixels is a problematic but highly replayable platformer/beat-'em-up combo enhanced by a Lovecraftian vibe.
I bet your mom can sow. Your pants rip exposing your hairy buttcrack to the winter elements, and just before gangrene sets in, a Winnie the Pooh patch with thermal heating appears. Thanks mom. But who am I kidding? We... Read Full Review0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
I loved Super Meat Boy. I didn't finish every level, but I at least played damn near all of them and, truthfully, I loved every minute. I was never frustrated, disappointed, and I didn't come close to throwing a contro... Read Full Review2 of 2 users found the following review helpful
Check out my video review here: youtube.com/TheGameDirect Gameplay: - 2d platforming. Similar to super meat boy - Saving mechanic is interesting. Collecting sigil will enable you to save. High combo kills can also ... Read Full Review0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
The Good: Great art style, tight controls, custom checkpoint system alleviates stress, bonus levels are nice The Bad: Convoluted combat system, tricky platforming will frustrate most gamers If you loved Super Meat ... Read Full Review0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
They Bleed Pixels isn't for the faint of heart, if you like games like Super Meat boy and Super Meat Boy and Super Meat Boy... you get the idea. TBP is precision platformer with "one button" (also makes use of the dir... Read Full Review1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
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