The Stanley Parable Cheats For PC

  1. Steam Achievements

    Achievement
    Follow the narrators orders up to the bosses office. When at the number pad at the wall, press "8888" twice in a row. 8888888888888888
    This is an achievement. Achievement
    Complete The Stanley Parable. Beat the game
    Click on door 430 five times. Click on door 430 five times.
    Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday. Commitment
    Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years. Go outside
    Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times) Speed run
    It is impossible to get this achievement. Unachievable
    Quit the game and then start it again. Welcome back!
    No seriously, we disabled it. You can't jump

    Contributed by: Guard Master 

  2. Steam Achievements

    Achievement
    888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 8888888888888888
    This is an achievement. Achievement
    Complete The Stanley Parable. Beat the game
    Click on door 430 five times. Click on door 430 five times.
    Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday. Commitment
    Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years. Go outside
    Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times) Speed run
    It is impossible to get this achievement. Unachievable
    Quit the game and then start it again. Welcome back!
    No seriously, we disabled it. You can't jump

    Contributed by: Eevee-Trainer 

  3. Console Commands

    Effect
    ent_create_portal_companion_cube Creates a Weighted Companion Cube, from Portal, at the place you're looking at. Use at your own risk.
    bark Makes you bark when the use key is pressed out of context.
    bind 5 "ent_fire !picker unlock; ent_fire !picker open" Point at (almost) any door and press 5 and it'll open; even random environmental doors and doors closed by the narrator.
    bind 4 "fire_rocket_projectile" Press 4 to fire a giant missile shaped like the word ERROR.
    map map1 Restarts the game.
    map map_death Sends you to the death machine / museum.
    map map Sends you to the fifth loop of the confusion ending.
    map map_one Sends you to the first loop of the confusion ending.
    map theonlymap Sends you to the fourth loop of the confusion ending.
    map freedom Sends you to the intended ending.
    map map2 Sends you to the mind control facility.
    map blockbase Sends you to the Minecraft map as if you were on the playtester ending.
    map zending Sends you to the Narrator's Tears ending.
    map testchmb_a_00 Sends you to the Portal map as if you were on the playtester ending.
    map map_two Sends you to the room below the maintenance lift, the start of the confusion ending.
    map thefirstmap Sends you to the second loop of the confusion ending.
    map seriousroom Sends you to the Serious Room and repeats the narration from the last time you went there. No narration if sv_cheats used.
    sv_cheats 1 Sends you to the Serious Room and triggers narration. Does not enable cheats.
    hideous Shows a picture from the TF2 Wiki.

    Contributed by: MGreen 

The Stanley Parable Cheats For Macintosh

  1. Steam Achievements

    Achievement
    Follow the narrators orders up to the bosses office. When at the number pad at the wall, press "8888" twice in a row. 8888888888888888
    This is an achievement. Achievement
    Complete The Stanley Parable. Beat the game
    Click on door 430 five times. Click on door 430 five times.
    Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday. Commitment
    Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years. Go outside
    Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times) Speed run
    It is impossible to get this achievement. Unachievable
    Quit the game and then start it again. Welcome back!
    No seriously, we disabled it. You can't jump

    Contributed by: _Genesis 

  2. Steam Achievements

    Achievement
    888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 8888888888888888
    This is an achievement. Achievement
    Complete The Stanley Parable. Beat the game
    Click on door 430 five times. Click on door 430 five times.
    Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday. Commitment
    Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years. Go outside
    Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times) Speed run
    It is impossible to get this achievement. Unachievable
    Quit the game and then start it again. Welcome back!
    No seriously, we disabled it. You can't jump

    Contributed by: Eevee-Trainer 

The Stanley Parable Cheats For Linux

  1. Steam Achievements

    Achievement
    888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 8888888888888888
    This is an achievement. Achievement
    Complete The Stanley Parable. Beat the game
    Click on door 430 five times. Click on door 430 five times.
    Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday. Commitment
    Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years. Go outside
    Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times) Speed run
    It is impossible to get this achievement. Unachievable
    Quit the game and then start it again. Welcome back!
    No seriously, we disabled it. You can't jump

    Contributed by: Eevee-Trainer