The most BORING game that I have ever had the misfortune to buy.I have never been so PISSED! Returned it the next day!

User Rating: 4 | The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess WII
By FUDBAL23 | Review Date:
What can be said about this game that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan...it's disastrous, looks like S**t and is a complete waste of time! This game pissed me off so much and I hate so many things about it that I don't even know where to begin. And I am a Zelda fan but this is just AHHHHHHHH! Some major problems...

>No voice over so you have to read EVERYTHING!! And there is ALOT of reading.
>To swing your sword you have to flap the wii controller around, my wrist still hurts!
>The controls are HORRIBLE. I died so many times cuz of non responsive controls.
>The puzzles are stupid. They tell you to go find something and you are just expected to know that you are supposed to go dig behind some dudes house to find what you're looking for.
>The wolf transforming thing is.... WTF! WHY? Everytime I transformed into the wolf I was like F**K! The Okami wolf is cool but this one sucks, you press A to jump and he just dashes into a wall and falls. And the game is Boring! You play for 30 seconds and there is a cutscene for like 2 minutes. I Kept trying to think of the right word for the game and finally I got it. It's just SLOW, everything takes forever. When a monster appears from the twilight realm it shows the sky opening up and then the monster drops down and then they focus on the monster and how "cool" it is which it's not, they are all the same, there's like 5 different monsters in the game and anyway every time a monster comes from the twilight realm it takes like 45 seconds for the battle to begin cuz they are showing it off. Or when you blow a grass whistle it takes like 30 seconds for the hawk to come cuz it shows Link playing the stupid tune every time and then it shows a birds eye view from the hawk... The game is just Slow. I do not mean to insult the people that actually enjoyed the game but most people just played it cuz it says ZELDA on the cover not because it was good, everyone I talked to hated it so the score really baffles me. Theres so much more I can say about this disaster of a game but just thinking about it pissed me off... Nintendo and everyone else that was involved with this game... Seriously WTF?

Graphics-8
Gameplay-4 (not much gameplay with all the talking,spent most of the time getting lost)
Sound-8
Controls-3

Would I recommend it?? God no.

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