review 22.STAR WARS return of the snes and not nes because it sucks only a little,i mean i don't know,whats going
its not ice its Ive.anyway here it is the final star wars thing.
STAR WARS 6 RETURN OF THE SNES AND NOT NES BECAUSE IT SUCKS ONLY A LITTLE,I MEAN I DON'T KNOW
WHATS GOING ON?
well im here at Jabbas palace and this palace reeks of smell.
oh my god did someone fart.OMG.this is horrible.anyway i need
to save hon and get out of here.p.s. i heard that Lela is goona
be in a Medal Bikini.OH YEAH!!!later that day.well Jabba wont
let me in so lets play super star wars 6 return of the Jedi.this is
16 bit and it blew my mind.you could play as ewoks from the
jungle.also you can select people from the movie to play as.
well that's the good about it now its time for the bad.the bosses
have so much health it takes you forever to beat them.what
the what.i don't get this.well Jabba finally opened the door.
oh wait a midget opened it.OH YES!!!medal bikini Lela.
DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME!!!okay Lela gosh.well hon is
back.hey chewy you little hairy midget.BARK.gosh chewy im
sorry.well lets play more of this after this commercial break.
has this ever happen to you have you smelled a dog and
thought they smell bad.well then get dog poison today or die.
well that was so long that were in space already.time to play
more of the game.anyway the bosses look cool but i rather
play the nes version.even though i said its bad still its a classic
and its better then the famicon version.anyway thats it im done
with this game.wait a minute i feel like im not doing so good
i need to do more.oh shoot.anyway i will play it after this
really cool chase scene.well im back from it and we got captured by these weird midget things.i gotta stop saying that.anyway
lets get back to the game.well after i talk to my father.Luke
i shall not join the good side because in the dark side we have
beer.well father in the good side we have things that are better.
chocolate milk!!!who cares Luke.after that we saw the empire
and me and Vader fought and i got mad at him and he turned
good and died.well thats it.wait a minute.thats how it ends.
so soon!!!lets not go to fast foreword mode.last time i did that
i was in a coma.well in the game at the end i mean you face Vader and once you beat him he falls and cries.then you fight
the empire and thats it.so rent the game ts good and the
star wars prequels well maybe someday in a Galaxy far far away!!!