If god is a gamer, then this is his favourite game of all time for sure. :)
For a start, the controls. Oh my god the controls, they are so great and so extremely responsive and easy to get a grip on that you just get so happy you simply have to pause the game so you can touch yourself for a moment. For the instant moment I started playing this game I felt like an experienced street cleaner, you know those charming guys with huge bellies and a beard the size of a truck!? And that's freaking awesome!!
Beacuse I have always wanted to be that kind of guy, that fat dude who is very likely to get a stroke in the next 24 hours. No stamina, and especially no strenght or agility. Just you, the steeringwheel and your penis which your belly completely covered from your sight four years ago after you ate that tripple-beef burger in Texas.
This game is a masterpiece, it completely covers the life of a street cleaner. Well, during workhours that is. But when a sequel comes out I do hope that you get to live the life outside the working hours as well. You know, the time where you get home to your ugly wife, give her a punch in the stomach and throw your kids out the window. That's the kind of guy I want to be!
Holy crap, I just realized that during 90% of this review I have been talking about myself and not the game. But the reason to that is beacuse the game is my life now, I'm completely soaked by this game and I can't imagine a life without it.
Finally I'd like to thank god for making this dream come true! Thank you so very much!