It's as if Jesus Christ giggled a rainbow into my cerebral cortex while I was drowning in warm chocolate syrup.

User Rating: 10 | Street Cleaning Simulator PC
Fantastic game. I spent two weeks in my apartment in my uncle's attic playing this amazing street sweeping simulator. It's so realistic!

You drive a street sweeper through city streets cleaning up debris and refuse and other detritus. From the cockpit you can control anything you can imagine. They literally thought of everything. You can adjust broom pitch and work the interior cab light and the windshield wipers. Everything!

As you progress through the game, you can upgrade your sweeping machine to include undercarriage sweepers and other paraphernalia. All in all the game is not too challenging, but then again, neither is the real-life operation of one of these machines.

I was actually able to train myself to drive a street sweeper while playing this incredible simulator. It helped me realize my dream of one day becoming a street sweeper operator. Now, I drive these sweet machines in real life, making minimum wage and bringing home a different disease-ridden, toothless hooker every night! My boss says I'm due for a raise in six months as long my DUI is overturned at my next probation review, and they remove my ankle monitor. If only my dear mother could see me today, God rest her soul.