Stalin vs. Martians Review
Do not play, look at, or even think about this mangled wreck of a strategy game.
This game is a disaster. No further comment is needed but I will still give some cause I'm soooo frustrated right now :D. Those who played Blitzcrieg will recognize the engine at once. First I thought, hey, it's funn... Read Full Review32 of 40 users found the following review helpful
Before even trying to play this game you can get an idea of how poorly made it is by visiting the website. Not only is the dancing Stalin completely nonsensical but the writing on the website looks like it was done by an... Read Full Review1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
This sint a review more like a warning. There is nothing abouth this game that is good. The graphics are mediocar. the gameplay is the worst. The controlls might as well be non-existant. and to make matters worse there a... Read Full Review0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
Didn't even play it, watched the trailer and five minutes of gameplay. Indeed a mess. Lots of Ivans that like you. Stalin dances. Incomprehensible gameplay filled with confusing messes of neon colors. Soldiers that say s... Read Full Review1 of 2 users found the following review helpful
There's something to be said for making an innovative game, but when that game revolves around pure awesomeness -- specifically, the ruler of communist Russia duking it out with invaders from Mars and beyond -- you know ... Read Full Review6 of 12 users found the following review helpful
Before I even begin my proper review of this amazing hit title, have you seen this cutscene? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJaKJdtIb0I&feature=related It is an interactive cutscene in which you exercise most of your ... Read Full Review18 of 28 users found the following review helpful
Granted, the game is not good, but is not a disaster your reviews and Gamespot's review make it out to be. It is a fun game with strange taste in humour. I understand that the westerners didn't get it, or wanted to get i... Read Full Review1 of 2 users found the following review helpful
Woah, what have i got myself into? My friend got a copy from Ebay, i played it, and... i am lost of words, the frustrating gameplay, the terrible voice acting, and the gratutious grating sound design makes me want to han... Read Full Review0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
I didn't try selling it back.I didn't want other people to buy this crappy game.I mean its not fun nor funny.Gameplay is boring.I advice everyone out there not to buy the game.Don't even think about it or else you'll ha... Read Full Review1 of 3 users found the following review helpful
Warning bad language this game whith one word.... shi* This is so bad..... I must cry when I think of this game. DON'TTTT ever buy this game i was so dumb to buy this game and i really want to kill myself... i want t... Read Full Review0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
I read all of the bad reviews and wondered whether the game was that bad. I got the game and I played 2 first levels. I dont even want to talk about it. I really wish I would have listened to you guys, I am truly sorry f... Read Full Review7 of 8 users found the following review helpful
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