User Rating: 5 | Soldier of Fortune II: Double Helix XBOX
Have you ever wondered what the definition of lazy is? Me either, that is until I sat down to write this review. I went to and got it as a service to all of you. Here it is: la·zy ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lz) adj. la·zi·er, la·zi·est 1: Resistant to work or exertion; disposed to idleness. 2: Slow-moving; sluggish: a lazy river. 3: Conducive to idleness or indolence: a lazy summer day. 4: The people who ported SoF2 from PC to the Xbox. That's right, did you see the last one!? I swear that's what it said. Apparently the fine people at must have played the Xbox version of Sof2! As soon as you start the game you think "Hmm, thats odd I don't remember the secretaries face being gray." Then you will notice the fact that NO ONES MOUTHS MOVE AT ALL! Now that may not seem like a big deal, but come on! This is the Xbox. The PC version already had the mouths, decent models, good colors, etc. I bought the Xbox version because I wanted to play an enhanced version, instead it looks like the people in charge of porting this game worked overtime to make it look worse! Maybe I am just spoiled on Halo, Wolfienstien... hell just about any other Xbox game I've played. I guess these guys played 007: Agent Under Fire and thought "Wow our game is better than this! Research over!" if that's the case I can understand, but I don't excuse. There simply is no explination for how they screwed up this bad except the definition above.