Zombie Poo Bomb

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Name: Resident Evil: Survivor

Platforms this game is available on: PS

Platform that this game is being reviewed on: PS

Publisher: Capcom

Developer: Capcom

Genre: Action/FPS

Difficulty: Hard

Learning Curve: 1 Hour

Number of Players: 1

Online Players: None

Online Modes: None

Offline Modes: Story Mode

Release Date: 8/30/2000

ESRB Rating: M

ESRB Description: Violence & Gore

Score: 1 out of 10

I like to think I'm a fair person when I review games I've been playing games since I was 5 I've played them all good games, bad games, OK games, Shooters, Fighters, Strategy, flying, sports you name it I've played it. Well I was hit with the cold hand of reality when I purchased this game I went to Fred Myers one day and I saw this game I saw the title said Resident Evil I thought "whoa man a new RE game" I got to get this well I forked out the $39 dollars to buy it I brought it home and I popped it into my PlayStation after playing it for the first 5 minutes the only word that I could get that came to my mind was "Disappointed" I spent 40 dollars on this poo bomb of a game for this? what the heck? this is a Resident Evil game they are awesome this just sucks what is this? this isn't my Resident Evil. Well after finishing it I haven't played it at all the only reason I keep it is that I'm a Resident Evil fan and my collection wouldn't be complete without it. On the bright side I do have to give Capcom point's for trying to make a game in that style the music was OK but that's all it has going for it. This game has no replay value after you beat it and to top it off they don't have any unlockables if it does than I didn't find them, Plus breaking away from what made Resident Evil so good, it doesn't even have a save system. That's right you start from the beginning every time no if ands or Butt's. well now that my blood pressure is sky high just thinking about it I have to end this review by giving it a measly little 1 out of 10 it only gets that score because its too messed up to even believe, if I could have given it a 0 I would have. It gets a M for Blood and Gore.