What the Hell is going on?
I have no idea what is going on.
I can either control yaw, or roll, but seemingly not both, without sacrificing change weapon buttons, or something.
I can't really work out which ships are friendly, and which are the enemy. I certainly can't target specific parts of the enemy ships - "aim for the shield generator", well I would, but the rockets won't target the generator, will they?
Sometimes the big ship I'm protecting gets shot down, sometimes it survives, completely independent of what I actually do during the level.
Maybe I'm just too old to get with it. Maybe I'm not Japanese enough.
It's all a blur of pyrotechnics over which I seemingly have no control.
Jeff gave this game a 6.5???? He was way off the mark - it's a 3, at best, and that's if you're an android from Japan, with only £10 left in the whole world.
Just. Awful.
Avoid.