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I'm Back People

Hey everybody sorry I 've havent been on in about a year-or two I 've had a alot of change happen were I'm at. To start it off I gradute from Highschool that was last year in May and I 've gotten my driver license last year as well so least thats less strees. Anyways not having a job during my highschool days has made it lot more streesful to find one were I'm at I mean it's hard to find a job especially with all the lay-off it has to suck to be on your own and anyways to those that are struggling like me or who are on there own don't give up, keep trying something will come your way. Other than that I'm going into the Air Force :) Sweet, and thats pretty much it for me.

I haven't touch or played any of my games in a long time my Wii on my desk collecting dust and my Xbox 360 has been in my closet for a month now but I'm been looking at the new Final Fantasy 13 it looks BAD-ass and also Star Ocean The Last Hope looks pretty Sweet. but ya that about it for games for me.

Well see ya


Scary thought about the future of ordering pizza.

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID number?"

Customer: "Hi, I'd like to place an order."

Operator: "I must have your NIDN first, sir?"

Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh,it's 6102049998-45-54610."

Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at

Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Email address is sheehan@ Which number are you calling from, sir?"

Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"

Operator: "We're wired into the HSS, sir."

Customer: "The HSS, what is that?"

Operator: "We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. This will add only 15 seconds to your ordering time"

Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas."

Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

Customer: "Whaddya mean?"

Operator: "Sir, your medical records and commode sensors indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

Customer: "What?!?! What do you recommend, then?"

Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it."

Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."

Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then."

Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids, and your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is $49.99."

Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit."

Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here."

Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn also."

Customer: "Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?"

Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes,sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward."

Customer: "Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter?"

Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid for and you just filled the tank yesterday"

Customer: Well I'll be a "@#%/$@&?#!"

Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 4, 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop and another one I see here on September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at a judge." "Oh yes I see here that you just got out from a 90 day stay in the State

Correctional Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return to society?

Customer: (Speechless)

Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

Customer: "Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke".

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics. The New Constitution prohibits this.
Thank you for calling Pizza Hut!"

I found this on yahoo's question and answers forums.

Doesn't it kind make you wonder how games will turn out to bein the future.

I've return.

Whats up everyone, sorry that I've haven't been as active as I'm usually am, Our family has greatly made the decesion that fixing up the house that I loath so much because I have the smallest room of them all which in my mind is not fair and life sucks. Anyways my parent are planning to replace all the windows,cabinet and also tile the kitchen floor and near the front door which sounds like a awesome project, but hence backbreaking work. We're going to commence with the house investing project one month from now so, all we've been doing so far is drawing the layout of the house and the dimension need for perfect measurement of how ,where ,were going to set everything when time comes to begin the endeavor of a.k.a house investing project. I'll try to be more active this time but, I glad to hear from guys and gals, see ya

Legend of zelda story I came up with that should be a Game

O.k everybody I'm working on a new Legend of Zelda story that I think nintendo would like to make a game out of if I were able to give them my ideas. Anyway working on the story right now it's crazy, the Title of my story is called  The Legend of Zelda the Princesse of Time. It's about  Link and Zelda ,Foroar, Din, Nayru team up with Link on his quest to prevent a war. Sorry I can't tell you guys the whole story there people out there willing to steal your ideas so.When I get done with the story Neon I'll post at your Union O.k It's SO FRINKIN SWEEET and so long almost Final fastasy long It's CRAZY O.k.

The Legend of zelda story that I came up with in  game form  that I wish could be polish by nintendo deals with two player action and other things. 

I'm going to work on my story  now. 

Is this bad

O.k Guys I'm going to asked something, is it bad if you've  never went out with a girl. Because I never ever ever in my life time not once went out with a girl before is this from your prospective bad or worst I'm 17 in High school never asked out a girl before because I though grades were more important the relationship in all?

A.) O.k

B.) Bad

C.) Worst timing ever your 17

Wii YA

Today was pretty hectic in anyway,shape and form when trying to purchase 250$ system and game at Circuit City after waiting in line for 4 hours in the morning, by the way I left from my house at 5:00 a.m and waited with a friend in line for a voucher so around that time it was 9:00 when I got the voucher and the store opens at 10:00. Alas my endeavor wasn't foul before my very eyes when I got the wii. Also Circuit City I went to had  20 in stock and there was already 17 people so it was by shear luck that I got the Wii. Anyways how mean of got the Wii or the PS3 and what games did you get?

You problemly think that I'm crazy for doing this for a game console.

What up everbody I'm Back.

Hey whats up everybody sorry that I've been gone for a while, our teachers give us so much homework that I and some of my other peer never have anytime to have fun or do other things but other than that i'm glad to be back.

Issues with my Computer

Hey Whats up everybody,Yep your all probably going to laugh at me only this once "don't over ,do or I'll, I'll (CHASE YOU ALL WITH MY 52-mm GATLING GUN HAHAHA just kidding. "serious" ,I will do with hesitation. Doesn't just drive you nut when your computer is Full of Ridicules Spy-ware well in my, case I preferre insane yeah that right my computer was overrun by an army of insane Spy-ware. To start out with my computer didn't have any Anti Spy-ware Software on when I first receive it from my grandparents, and never knew anything about it well today I had to (PAY)-200 at Circuit City to get it remove from my computer. Plus I had we had to call Compaq Corp for a free recover disk I had to wait for three days tell they arrive. Also had to by the Anti Spy-ware Software which was in extra 30$ out of my pocket and what else suck when they clean out my computer they erase all program my Microsoft Work,TurboCAD deluxe- which by the way had all my design on which super suck.All my picture and banner I've made and other than that Msn wireless service was delete in the process as well. Godly what a day. Well everbody I'm glad to be back.

I got some EXPENSIVE Design Software !!!sweet!!!

Today I'm so please I'm so overjoy my grandparent are so sweet they bought me some expensive designing software that I've been dieding to get my hands on. I guess this is payment for good grades at Highschool Oyeah the software is TurboCad Deluxe it's a type of special Software that lets you to design practiacly anything. I'm going to be design new innovation weapons which I love to do for a hobbie and also future Space project on a New NASA space ship I've have a pretty good idea of what the design I want the ship to look like after playing (Starocean: tell the End of Time) I love that game. Anyways probably in the future over the news some of you guys mite see or hear some of my cool innovation weapons and ships I'm designing at NASA. right now I'm working on a laser type rifle project I'll let guys in on the project name of it (LX 30 Shadow Phase 1) cool name hu anyways, the software I got cost around 200$ expensive isn't it. My grandparent are so cool see ya.

Driving Advice

My parents are telling that I'm going to have to learn how drive a car but I'm kind of nervous about it I mean I'm kind of excite in another way but the only thing that makes me really nervous driving a car is going over the speed limit by accident or getting into a wreck is their way I can get over this nervous attitude my parents say that I shoudn't worry about it any advice out there for this predicament. I'm going to get my permit tomorrow. But still I'm nervous.
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