So I have been thinking on how to describe what I thought of this year's E3, and well, I cannot describe how disappointed I was in all 3 conferences. I usually go through in detail about each game and describe what I thought, but I can't do it this year, so I will do what I do every year, just a little more to the point.
Really? You showed like two games that I even gave a crap about, then you push that goddamn Natal Projekt or whatever into my face until I can smell the radiation! I will buy your damn gizmo because I am to new technology like women are into shoes and will try it out. All I gotta say is it better work like you were pushing or else you are going to have some crappy holiday sales figures! BTW, quit allowing douche bags to your show, its distracting.
GRADE - questionable. Depends on how Natal works I guess......... eff it, it sucked.
Sony. I like you guys. I stand up for you when some Xbox fanboy is dissing you for some dumb reason, but you guys are waaaay to predictable. I knew what you guys were gonna do before you did it, like not give release dates. You too kept shoving that damn dild- I mean that damn "wand" in my face. Your Butler skit was very funny, but your show would have been better had he done all the pushing out the future titles.
GRADE - About as exciting as watching paint dry.
You guys are in such desperate need of a reality check that it hurts to watch your show. You pump up the 3DS, but show the viewers that were not in the room anything. I mean, you didn't even try! Then you have the same problem with the wiimote that everyone else in the world has, and you blame it on the cell phones, and actually tell people to shut them off! WOW, you guys looked soooo bad. You have a guy that can't speak english trying to play a Wii game that is having connection issues and are blaming it on the cell phones while the enterpreter was trying to enterperate what he was saying while trying to leave out the curse words. It was like watching a train wreck in slow motion while devouring mushrooms, no pun intended. Some games looked the same, while Zelda looked worse than it did in TP. Why did you take a successful way of playing Zelda ( Twilight Princess) and completely ruin it with whatever the new game is called?!?
GRADE - why! Why do you insist on annoying me?! I didn't even get into my whole argument of why there are 5 DS models on the market......... Go to hell.
So there you have it. If this is what I am going to expect at PAX this year, I might sell my tix.
MY NEW TOY!
So, I actually got this on Friday, but left town for a few days. I am back and have some pics to show you.
I got it at Best Buy. they got like 30 in, and in one hour I bought the 5th to last one.
The size difference was very noticable from taking it out of the box. Here you can sort of see the difference.
Here is the back.
The harddrive has been completly redesigned. Its much smaller, and lighter, than the original one.
As you can see, even the power supply is smaller. Its also not as hot after playing.
One more thing.. SCREW YOU MICROSOFT FOR NOT INCLUDING THIS ONE TIME USE P.O.S. WITH THE NEW SYSTEM! YOU KNEW THAT PEOPLE WOULD UPGRADE TO THIS SYSTEM, SO YOU MAKE US SPEND 20 BUCKS ON THIS THING! BAD MICROSOFT! BAD!
Other than that little rant, I love the new system. The front buttons are more like sensors and the system runs really quiet. The built in WiFi is nice, now lets get Bluetooth in there so we can have the whole package like the Playstation 3....
Well thats all for now. I will talk to you guys later.
Oh yeah, new picture story will be up this Sunday. It's the sequel, and there are special guests.