• RoasterToaster’s Activity
  • RoasterToaster wrote a review of Bubsy 3D.
    User Rating 1
    [Insert cheap, forced cat pun here]

    Rarely do games ever feel physically painful to play; but Bubsy 3D will have you reaching for your barf bag more often than not. Jesus H. Tap-Dancing CHRIST this game is SHIT! You play as Garfield's h...

  • RoasterToaster rated EarthBound a score of 9.
  • RoasterToaster wrote a review of Spider-Man.
    User Rating 6
    Good enough for true believers

    SM2000 tries and mostly succeeds to squeeze every bit of enjoyment it could out of a decidedly short campaign. It not only gets you to feel like you're the Webhead, but it also maintains the personali...

  • RoasterToaster wrote a review of The Legend of Spyro: The Eternal Night.
    User Rating 4
    Well, it FELT eternal enough, so mission accomplished...

    After a really disappointing start to the Spyro reboot trilogy; I was hoping The Eternal Night would make the series feel less like an eternity to slog through. Turns out, it hardly fixed enough of th...

  • RoasterToaster wrote a review of The Legend of Spyro: The Eternal Night.
    User Rating 4
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    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical vie...

  • RoasterToaster wrote a review of Spyro: A Hero's Tail.
    User Rating 4
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    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical vie...

  • RoasterToaster wrote a review of Spyro: A Hero's Tail.
    User Rating 4
    Yawn, more Spyro? Whatever...

    Even though this game isn't as much of a flaming trashcan of technical glitches like ETD, A Hero's Tail is still every bit as much of a snoozefest. Playing this game is like staring at a wall, but at ...

  • RoasterToaster rated Civilization IV Special Edition a score of 10.
  • RoasterToaster created a stack My Personal Top 100 Video Games.
  • RoasterToaster rated Disney/Pixar A Bug's Life a score of 2.
  • RoasterToaster rated Superman a score of 1.
  • RoasterToaster created a stack My Personal Top 100 Worst Games.
  • RoasterToaster rated Sonic Drift a score of 3.
  • RoasterToaster rated SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom a score of 6.
  • RoasterToaster rated gamefreak197's review for iIn the end, PK is just another bad licensed game at the bottom of the barrel., as helpful.
  • RoasterToaster rated Disney's PK: Out of the Shadows a score of 3.
  • RoasterToaster wrote a review of SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom.
    User Rating 10
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    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical vie...

  • RoasterToaster wrote a review of SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom.
    User Rating 6
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    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical vie...

  • RoasterToaster wrote a review of Race Drivin'.
    User Rating 1
    Blah Blah Blah

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical vie...

  • RoasterToaster wrote a review of Race Drivin'.
    User Rating 1
    Speed Limit: 10 MPH

    Goddamn it, you couldn't just pass yourself off as the poor man's Pole Position, no. You went ahead and became the homeless man's version of Pole Position! The entire game runs at about 7 FPS, and doi...