I see what you did there, Eddie. You phrased your article title to make people think "OMG IT GOT DELAYED AGAIN OMGZORS!?!" when you could have simply phrased it as "Naughty Dog Explains Reason For UC4 March 2016 Delay."
@redcarnivalred: Do we REALLY know he's dead? We didn't actually see it. Ellie could have just been taking a machete to a giant bottle of ketchup placed conveniently above his head for all we know. They were in a restaurant, after all!