The most powerful console ever known to man... still uses batteries for its controls.

Empty boxes, a kart racing game available on their previous system, a 25 year-old fighting game, an inferior version of Fifa... It makes sense

This is so Nintendo...

@Myron117: You can still have fun with a Wii U...

How did they know we wanted this?

So, it is ok to softmod it now, right?

Hope to see No Man's Sky or Umbrella Corps on sale

See? We don't need teraflops to have fun

@fullyskully: He looks like a monkey on crack