Someone please take a huge crap on an HDD and mail it to Cage with the words "GAEM", scrawled on the box.

This is what happens when you launch a campaign on wishes and pixie dust.

@gamingfrendly That sounds like a really hilarious porno flick

@ACMC85 @RJLateralus You have to view it like Metroid and Mario - they're all basically two completely different games (2D and 3D versions). Happily, they all made the transition quite well to 3D, but nothing is going to feel like LttP, Super Mario World or Super Metroid. Thankfully, Nintendo seems to get this and are releasing new 2D games alongside their 3D counterparts. Now they just need to do it with Metroid

@grbolivar Given that it saw a Wii release and is still compatible on WiiU, this is probably unlikely. I would like to see a majora's mask 3ds re-release though

Someone let Eddie know we need another update as soon as this thing reaches $21,001,536

Yes, because I want to buy a standalone 'monitor' instead of just using my TV.

Hooray! Another exciting episode of 'Cliffy sez'

POLYGONS!!!

@ewjiml Yeah, those same ones that produce fictional veterans