Did they ever review Outlast on House of Horrors? They promised to do it during Holloween but I never saw it. Is it archived somewhere?

How do I get in contact with Jess? She is SOOOO perfect! LOL - sorry, I'm a bit high right now *had an injury and they gave me some hydromorphone* . I LOVE YOU JESS!!!!!! Seriously though - I couldn't figure out how to post this on the "The Kite" review page that she did, but your articles are awesome. Keep them coming!!!!

Hey - quick question - do the top 3 stats for guns represent the stat before or after the additional modifiers in the bottem box? For instance, if my gun does 10 damage and at the bottom it says + 20% does that mean when I fire, the gun will do 12 damage, or 10 damage?

also, sometimes the damage stat flashes with a x9 or x12 or whatever - what is that?

If you are thinking of buying a new title for the holidays, I highly recommend the Assassin's creed games. The original game won many awards and is (I think) the most highly thought of in the series. I, however, think that Assassins Creed # 2 is the best (I have not played #3 yet though) - it takes all of the greatness of the first, and improves on it in every way possible. Do yourself a favor - BUY THE ASSASSINS CREEDS TITLES!!!

I just bought the 3rd one - I haven't played it yet because I am re-playing the series. But do yourself a favor and buy the games - it helps to play them in order, but it isn't necessary - any more then it is necessary to enjoy "The Empire Strikes Back" without have watched "A New Hope" - but we all know that the best experience is to be had by watching them in order - and in this case, playing them, in order, as was intended.

If you celebrate Christmas or another holiday that involves gift giving - make this trilogy (not a true trilogy because of the brotherhood and revelations title, but get all of the games) your gifts of choice.

If you don't get gifts, e-mail me. I'll be happy to buy you a copy! :P

*PS* I know I used the word Orgasmic in the title - I hope that isn't against the rules. Its not exactly a curse word. and is frankly being used on the forum for a game rated mature. If it is against the rules, please forgive my rudeness. I first heard that word from a girl who I had a HUGE crush on. We slept together - played spin the bottle with my friends, drank, and generally got smashed and partied. On youtube there is a video - 2 parts - of a trip I took to a cabin in the woods with her and about 12 other people for a week. That was an orgasmic trip too ;) Anyways, the video of it which is 30 seconds long, is a video of the end of the week - we had been putting the alcohol bottles on the railing of the cabin - you have to see the video's to believe them! Anyways, I hope the girl - wherever she is - is in ALOT of pain, because she stabbed me in the back - slept with my brother - which I didn't mind - but what I DID mind was the fact that she told him alot of the things I told to her in confidence - she TOTALLY betrayed me. The trip was awesome though - we did alot of fun things, like we had a hottub upstairs, but the hot-water wasn't working so we boiled pots of water in the kitchen downstairs and ran them up to the hot-tub LOL. I also cooked breakfast for everyone - at the time I was practicing pharmacy, and one of my colleagues wives gave me this awesome treat of home-made preserves. They were orgasmic too. I cooked pancakes and put the preserves on it, made french toast, fresh mimosa's (of course). I also taught them how to play a boardgame called risk (also orgasmic) - if you haven't played it, it is one of the best games you'll ever play. Anyways, I had an amazing time, made out, slept with a bunch of people, ate like a king, danced to music (or whatever it is that I do that I call dancing), watched movies, played truth or dare. One wierd thing though; we all played spin the bottle and not a single person had ever played that before - that was so weird. I thought that was a game that you have to play to become an adult.

Anyways, the girl who I hope is in pain because of the back-stabbing, introduced me to the word "orgasmic". She got stuck in a shopping center on a date because the guy locked his key in the car. Just a little bit about the guy - his name is Chris, and he is awesome. He has the most amazing job (besides me of course) where he takes photographs for high-end cars (read - 6 figure cars) for sale at various auctions. He gets a HUGE profit and had a cutting edge top of the line BMW - I remember riding in it and listening to the Lord Of The Rings movies - he had burned a copy of them on DVD. Oh yeah, he made the video's of the Alcohol - just watch and laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X70LqhsXCh8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbLVBhQScQQ

So he and the backstabber were stuck and I helped break into his car (I have a few interesting talents) - it was late and out in the middle of no-where, so they treated me to Jasons Deli which, according to Lindsey (the succubus whom I hate) had the most "orgasmic" salads - and I've been using that word ever since. I don't use that word in conjunction with food like she did though - if I really like a dish of food I say "its like making love to your stomache" and I make gestures which are truely disgusting. I used to do that when I was waiting tables before I had a pharmacy liscence. The other thing I would LOVE to do was when girls or guys asked me for beer, I'd say "Do you want me to give you head?" and when they'd say "WHAT?!" I'd say (innocently) "you know, foam on the top of your beer. I will be happy if I never serve food again. I got fired from a resteraunt because of sexual harrasment. When I don't understand a question I make an "Arf?" sound - its very funny and people love it. However, my manager asked me to sit down and told me he had to let me go because I sexually harrased some employees. I asked how and he said (I will never forget the way he phrased it) "You are making sexually animalistic aggressive noises". Frankly, I couldn't have been happier, as that job was aweful.

The whole reason I had gotten into resteraunt was because of my 3 days work at subway. As you know, subway is a fastfood sandwhich shop. However, I am a bit chatty (could you tell?) and so a person would come in and order a BLT and I'd keep them there for like half an hour talking about life and the universe in general - my manager loved me (I am rather loveable of course) and told me I needed to work at a resteraunt. I hated the work but I made great money - this was all before I practiced Pharmacy and had a great job that paid ALOT of money.

The worst though was my 3 day job at Sears. I was employed to work in the electronics department - I thought I would be good there, since I am a techno nerd. However, they put me in the "Vacuum and sewing department". I don't know anything about vacuum cleaners. I don't WANT to know anything about vacuum cleaners. I have someone who vacuums for me. But back then, beggers couldn't be choosers. What the worst thing was though - they offered absolutely no training for the job whatsoever. I had no idea which vacuum was appropriate for which task. The job really "sucked". ROFLOL - get it? Anyways, I stayed there for 3 days before I broke down and quit. My manager informed me that if I quit without 2 weeks notice, that I wouldn't be able to work for Sears again. I informed her that I would never, under any circumstances, work for Sears no matter how poor I would be.

Thanks for listening to me. In case you are wondering, I had an accident recently and I just took some painkillers - I think they are getting to my head ;)

I LOVE YOU ALL!

Hey kids! This is my first post - and I think I am following all the rules, but if I break one, please let me know - its not on purpose :)

My question is where in the zarking fardwarks is Ashley located on the normandy? Between every mission I talk to every person in my entire crew but I can't find Ashley anywhere. Help? Please?

Quick question - the review mentioned this is a "4-X strategy game". I've heard that term used before and would like to keep up with the times. What does 4-X mean?

Hey all, I have a question about how to make a manuver. This is about the "sweep and run" technique. I can do it when I play the practice tutorial, and I can do a regular leg sweep, but for some reason, in the real game (not the practice place) I cannot do the sweep and run tactic. I use the exact same controls (high profile + Legs + empty hand) that I use in the practice part but it does not do the sweep and run tactic. I have tried it on all sorts of enemies and on civilians without result.

What am I doing wrong here?