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What. The. &$%@

So if you've read my blogs from a while back, you might know that Need For Speed Most Wanted is one of my favorite games of all time. So obviously I was psyched when I heard that they were developing a new one. I finally see it and I'm freaking pissed off. I could be wrong and I hope I am, but from the looks of it, the game is going to be all multiplayer. In the sense of you will have to top your friends to get to the most wanted of their list, that sounds fine and all, but being the only one of my friends who plays racing games (let alone has a PS3 to play it on), I want more than that, A LOT MORE.

I was really hoping for a single player experiance similar to the first Most Wanted where you have to become the most wanted out of 10 to 15 blacklist members, that's the thing that I found so appealing about the first game. If they don't have a single player at least close to that one, than I'm going to be seriously cheesed off, because you can't make a game like that and just expect everyone to love it when you give it a title of a previous game.

E3 This year has been very disappointing overall. The microsoft conference sucked, nothing new (worth mensioning) showed up, Ubisoft's conference is just as bad as usual, and EA was well... read the other two paragraphs.

-Dr. Ubersexy

The Original X-Box is Sexy

So I've been pretty clear over the last few years about how much I dislike the 360 even though I own one. But I've recently realized how awesome the original one is. I bought one on amazon for $64 and I got 8 games with it, since 1/2 of the games that came with it sucked, I spent another $60 on some cla$$ic games that are going to be worth a butt load of money in a few years. Here's exactly what I got:


Obviously the system itself.

(Good) Games That Came With The System

mx vs atv

MX vs ATV unleashed

Nothing spectacular. Just a fun game.

ghost recon

Ghost Recon

A great Tactical Shooter. Fun multiplayer.

Most Wanted

Need For Speed Most Wanted

One of my favorite games of all time, this will be the fourth copy of it I own (all on different systems) I'm kind of obsessed. But this one was free... so yeah.

underground 2

Need For Speed Underground 2

Not quite as good as Most Wanted, but still fun.

(Not as Great) Games That Came with the Xbox

soul calibur

Soul Calibur II

I'm sure this is a great game, but I'm not a fan of the Fighting genre.

full spectrum warrior

Full Spectrum Warrior

When I saw this I was like "WTF?" Yeah. Haven't played it, don't plan on it.

Tony Hawk

Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4

Back when these games were good... sigh, too bad I don't care about it.

True Crime New York

True Crime New York City

This game got horrendous critic scores, I don't plan on playing it... ever.

Cla$$ic Games I bought



If you have an Xbox and you don't have this game... you're dumb.


Star Wars: KOTOR

Just bought this one today. Still trying to find KOTOR 2 for a decent price, so if you can find it PLEASE tell me.

Jedi Academy

Star Wars: Jedi Academy

One of my all time favorite Star Wars games of all time. Its sexy.

republic commando

Star Wars: Republic Commando

One of the best single player Star Wars shooters ever (aside from the KOTOR series)


Star Wars: Battlefront

If you can't tell by now, I like Star Wars games. This is easily the best multi-player star wars game ever. I don't know about The Old Republic, so lets just say I'm right. mmmkay?

-Dr. Ubersexy

Top 10 Rap Albums of 2011

*My Personal Favorite

I only list the must have tracks

10. Rolling Papers - Wiz Khalifa

Rolling Papers

  • Black & Yellow*
  • No Sleep
  • On My Level

9. R.E.D. Album - Game

R.e.d. album

  • The City
  • Red Nation
  • Pot of Gold*
  • Drug Test
  • Ricky

8. Disc-Overy - Tinie Tempah


  • Miami 2 Ibiza*
  • Written In The Stars
  • Till I'm Gone
  • Pass Out

7. Take Care - Drake

Take Care

  • Headlines
  • Marvin's Room
  • Take Care*
  • Underground Kings
  • Doing it Wrong
  • Make Me Proud
  • The Motto

6. All 6's & 7's - Tech N9ne

All 6's & 7's

  • Am I A Psycho?*
  • Worldwide Choppers
  • F*** Food
  • Mama Nem
  • Technicians
  • I'm a Mental Giant

5. Ambition - Wale


  • Ambition* (Song of the freaking year)
  • Slight Work
  • Chain Music
  • Miami Nights
  • Don't Hold Your Applause
  • Sabatoge
  • DC or Nothing

4. Watch The Throne - Kanye West & Jay-Z

Watch The Throne

  • That's My B*tch*
  • No Church In The Wild
  • Primetime*
  • Otis
  • Welcome To The Jungle
  • Illest Motherf***er Alive
  • Murder To Excellence

3. Undun - The Roots


  • One Time*
  • The OtherSide (Yes, it is spelled that way)
  • Stomp
  • Lighthouse
  • I Remember
  • Kool On
  • Tip The Scale

2. Lasers - Lupe Fiasco


  • Coming Up
  • I Don't Wanna Care Right Now
  • The Show Goes On
  • Beautiful Lasers*
  • Letting Go
  • Words I Never Said
  • Shining Down

1. Camp - Childish Gambino


  • Heartbeat
  • Outside
  • Bonfire*
  • All The Shine
  • That Power
  • Sunrise
  • Kids
  • Backpackers

2010 Winner:

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy - Kanye West

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

2009 Winner:

Man on The Moon: End of Day - Kid Cudi

Man on the moon

2008 Winner:

808's & Heartbreak - Kanye West

808's & Heartbreak

-Jazzfan4 (A.K.A. Dr. Ubersexy)

Who wants an amazing deal on the Witcher 1 & 2???

So the steam sale has been pretty much freaking awesome so far, and people are getting some great deals on some great games. I got 50% off Black Ops for free, not to mention Amnesia: The Dark Descent for free. So my friend got 50% off The Witcher: Enhanced Edition along with 40% off the incredible: The Witcher 2. These the savings between the two games equal roughly $20. Which is a pretty good deal. Now he doesn't want them, so he would be willing to trade those two games for Dead Space or Battlefield: Bad Company 2 which are $9.99 each or even something as simple as a bunch of coal.

Anyways, if anybody is interested, go add "Mr. Jingles" as a friend on Steam and you can work something out with him. He would even be able to throw in another 50% off coupon for the critically acclaimed "Nimbus". So really you're going to get $25 off some seriously sexy games for $10 which is a deal you can't go wrong with.


25 Worst Wii Games of All Time: Honorable Mentions

Alright guys, I don't have much time with this blog. So I'll go quick.

There has been some confusion about whether I've played these games or not. I HAVEN'T PLAYED THESE GAMES, these are all based on reviews by critics and users.

  • Sexy Poker- No picture here for obvious reasons. This game was absolutely terrible according to some reivews. But the thing I love about this game most is that it's the only "M" rated Wiiware game I've managed to find... ever.
  • Cruisn' - An absolutely awful tribute to the N64/Arcade racing game. This was just insulting to the franchise... R.I.P. Cruisn'
  • Fantabulous
  • Castlevania Judgement
  • Sorry for the giant image, but you think the newer castlevania games sucked? Well try a fighting game... Yeah, worst idea Konami has ever had.
  • NBA Live 08
  • Worst B-Ball Game Ever
  • This is hands down the worst wii game I've ever played, and thats saying something. I have a sad story about this one, I won't go into detail, but lets just say, avoid all wii sports games.
  • Emergency Mayhem
  • Dumpus
  • When you see an ambulance, firetruck, police car, and a monkey with a watermellon on the same cover art, you know you have a crappy game on your hand. Gamespot will be happy to back me up on this.

-Dr. Ubersexy (Jazzfan4)

In Search For The Worst Wii Game of All Time

Alright guys, I haven't blogged lately, but thats because I'm thinking of new interesting blogs that people will actually end up reading. So this is just the intro blog to the new series that will be entitled "Worst Wii Games Ever".

Today I'm announcing the 30 nominees for the worst Wii Game Ever, these are in no particular order, but they all exist, and they all suck. So do your research and I want to hear who you think will take home 1st prize!


  • Anubis II
  • Blood Beach
  • Castlevenia Judgment
  • Chicken Shoot
  • Cruisn'
  • Deadliest Catch: Sea of Chaos
  • Emergency Mayhem
  • Enjoy Your Massage
  • Fireplacing
  • Game Party
  • Game Party 2
  • Gummy Bears: Mystical Medallion
  • Iron Chef: Supreme Cuisine
  • Jenga World Tour
  • Jumper: Griffin's Story
  • Kidz Sports: Ice Hockey
  • London Taxi: Rush Hour
  • M&M's Kart Racing
  • NBA Live 08
  • Ninjabread Man
  • Ochenbara: Bikini Zombie Killer
  • Robin Hood: Return of Richard
  • Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer
  • Sexy Poker
  • Spy Games Elevator Missions
  • Target: Terror
  • The Island of Dr. Frankenstein
  • Tournament of Legends
  • Ultimate Duck Hunting
  • WarMen Tactics

All of these games are complete and total Bull $#!+ but only one of them will take home the coveted "Worst Wii Game of All Time" Award. I don't have a trophy, but just imagine someone taking a dump on a piece of wood or something, and that's not something to be proud of.

-Dr. Ubersexy (Jazzfan4)

Stayin' Up Late for a 3DS

Story Time:

Once upon a time there was a person by the name of Dr. Ubersexy. He didn't like waking up early, so he decided to stay up late and feel like a total nerd going to wal-mart at midnight to get his Nintendo 3DS.

And that's where I stand. I want to get one because #A I'm going on a road trip starting next monday and I need something to do on the way there, and #B it's getting an $80 price chop. Epic win. So anyways, it's about an hour before I go and I need something to do, so this is what I'm doing... blogging. Imma put some pictures up so I can keep you interested in this blog.


That's a Nintendo 3DS

Spida Mahn!

This is what I imagine the 3DS looks like in action... if the 3DS were a laptop. Go Spider Man.


Now experiance 3D for reals! If you have 3D glasses. If not thats okay, its just a kitty juming through your computer screen... it might eat you.


This is what I like to call "A game I bought for my 3DS"


This is another example of a game I bought for the 3DS


My mom wants me to buy some Aluminum Foil for her while I'm there... Fantastic

Bullet Bike

This is the kinda car I'm driving down there, only it doesn't look that cool... and its not a car... dang.

Watch The Throne!!!

This is the album art of a CD I'm going to buy when I'm there. It's called Watch The Throne. By Kanye West and Jay-Z. Sexy. It also features hit songs like "H.A.M";

Ham... Yummy.

Oh, sorry. I meant this H.A.M


Yeah, that Ham. Look at those cute puppies on the cover there. I want to pet one, but it would prolly bite my hand off.

Well I managed to kill 15 Minutes. Sigghhh, I hope this kept you entertained for at least a second or two. Imma go watch family guy, or play Roller Coaster Tycoon 3. Something like that.

-The One And Only... *$~DR. UBERSEXY~$*

I think Gamespot Hates the GameCube

So I picked up Luigi's mansion today, and I must say, it's crazy good. I went to rate it and I noticed it got a pretty low score, so I looked at a few other games, and Gamespot has rated a lot of great Game Cube games abnormally low. Check This Out

Luigi's Mansion

Luigi's Mansion

Gamespot Score: 7.9

Critic Average Score: 7.9

User Average Score: 8.2

Difference: -.15

Wario World

Wario World

Gamespot Score: 6.4

Critic Average Score: 7.3

User Average Score: 7.3

Difference: -.9


Super Mario Sunshine

Gamespot Score: 8.0

Critic Average Score: 9.1

User Average Score: 8.5

Difference: (Avg.) -.8

Double Dash

Mario Kart Double Dash

Gamespot Score: 7.9

Critic Average Score: 8.7

User Average Score: 8.6

Difference: -.75

wario ware

Wario Ware, Inc.: Mega Party Game$!

Gamespot Score: 7.0

Critic Average Score: 7.7

User Average Score: 8.0

Difference: -.75

Super Mario Strikers

Super Mario Strikers

Gamespot Score: 7.2

Critic Average Score: 7.6

User Average Score: 8.4

Difference: -.8

So of those six games, here is the average scores.

Gamespot Average Score: 7.4

Critic Average Score: 8.0

User Average Score: 8.2

Difference Average: -.7

What do you think?

-Dr. Ubersexy

3DS Crap I'm getting.

Alright, so the decisions are pretty much final. I'm getting a 3DS the day the price cut takes place and like 3 days later I'm going on vacation, so its perfect timing. Though I'm still kinda pissed they only have one major title out, which I purchased. I can't wait for Luigi's Mansion 2, Super Mario 3D Land, Mario Kart 7, and Paper Mario. Anyways, here it goes.


Aqua Blue 3DS

Obviously the 3DS itself, I think I'm going with the blue one, the black one is kinda bland in comparison.


The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D

I was hesitant to pick this one up at first because of the high price due to the recent release, but once I found it on the gamespot marketplace (A.K.A. Glyde.com) for a sexy $25 I picked it up almost immediately. Can't argue with a $15 discount.

Sims 3ds

The Sims 3

I'm a huge sims fan. (uggghhh, gamespot decided this needed to be bolded, I can't unbold this part... sorry) Anyways, this got some pretty crappy reviews due to some strict limitations, and I expect that for a portable port of a PC game, knowing PC games can be up to like 25 gb. now-a-days, we'll see how it turns out, I found this one for $15.

Crystal Monsters

Crystal Monsters

Yay! Its unbolded! Okay, now I saw this game, and it looks well... interesting. I'm 17 so I don't want to go to wal-mart and pick up Pokemon Black/White, kind of embarrassing, plus those games are $30, this cheap rip off of Pokemon, only $5. This will be one of two things 1) Some crappy rip off that I'll play once and never touch again 2) Some crappy rip off that I'll somehow oddly get addicted to. Lets hope it's #2


Need For Speed: Nitro-X

The first time I found out that this game existed, I new I needed to get it at some point. This is that some point. Nuff said.

I also got a car charger for it, but I'm sure you don't care about that part.

Let's hear what you think about my purchases!

-Dr. Ubersexy

Game Deal Guru! - Holy Crap

Okay this is just crazy, I noticed on Gamestop.com they have a few of the James Bond games for only $10 Brand spankin' new. I don't know how long it will last, but I hope it lasts a while because I've been buying stuff like a mad man lately and I need to restrain myself. Here are the links to them

Blood Stone - 360

Blood Stone - PS3


Quantum of Solace - 360 Used

Also, I need ideas for what I should get for my 3DS. All the games I want to get; Luigi's Mansion 2, Super Mario 3D Land, Mario Kart 7, and Paper Mario, are all coming out later this year or early next, so I need to know what to get to keep me satisfied until then. I already purchased Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, and Sims 3. Got both for a great deal. I want downloadable game ideas the most.

Oh, and for reading, here's a stupid picture.


-Dr. Ubersexy