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#1 hormagaunt
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God is nothing more than man's way of dealing with the fear of death. There have been literally thousands of gods through history, it would be a unlikely that you would ever choose the right one seeing as they all are in equal in merit. Personally im siding with Thor in this one.
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I usually get food from the cafeteria at work, and take it deep into the woods to eat it, like any respectable Canadian.

Well, once i got out there, and realized i didnt steal any utensils like i normally do, and was staring at this cold noddle / potato salad serving like some nightmare come true.

Luckily, with my sushi expertise, i managed to fashion 2 sturdy chopsticks from a treebranch, and used them to survive in that harsh wilderness. I suggest you do the same.

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ahhhh yes, there is lots of useful stuff in the forest; perhaps i could catch a squirrel and use his little arms as chopsticks, those tiny fingers would be useful with the smaller pieces.

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not bad, i guess i could use a small bowl as some kind of spoon or something
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Normally I use plastic forks, after finding out how expensive cutlery apparently is.

However there was a flaw in my plan... Ive run out, the shops are closed, Im really hungry and all I have is a delicious looking pasta salad from yesterday.

So, any innovative / imaginative people out there can help me think of a way to construct some kind of eating utensil?

(Ive tried using pens as chopsticks but it just doesnt work :()

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#5 hormagaunt
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I thought thats what taxes are for, public services.

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#6 hormagaunt
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as they say... 'trust no one!'
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#7 hormagaunt
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If it's cheap and it does the job fine then that's ok. I'd have a whinge at the store for the support sites being in asian and the keyboard tbh. And I'd ask for a new charger tbh.tofu-lion91
did u even read what he wrote?
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Im going to the bar fosho
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#9 hormagaunt
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2GHz

1GB Ram

160GB HDD

Perfectly good laptop defo worth the price

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#10 hormagaunt
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Muahahaha