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I usually get food from the cafeteria at work, and take it deep into the woods to eat it, like any respectable Canadian.
Well, once i got out there, and realized i didnt steal any utensils like i normally do, and was staring at this cold noddle / potato salad serving like some nightmare come true.
Luckily, with my sushi expertise, i managed to fashion 2 sturdy chopsticks from a treebranch, and used them to survive in that harsh wilderness. I suggest you do the same.
ahhhh yes, there is lots of useful stuff in the forest; perhaps i could catch a squirrel and use his little arms as chopsticks, those tiny fingers would be useful with the smaller pieces.
Normally I use plastic forks, after finding out how expensive cutlery apparently is.
However there was a flaw in my plan... Ive run out, the shops are closed, Im really hungry and all I have is a delicious looking pasta salad from yesterday.
So, any innovative / imaginative people out there can help me think of a way to construct some kind of eating utensil?
(Ive tried using pens as chopsticks but it just doesnt work :()
If it's cheap and it does the job fine then that's ok. I'd have a whinge at the store for the support sites being in asian and the keyboard tbh. And I'd ask for a new charger tbh.tofu-lion91did u even read what he wrote?