I have my glock drawn and am covering bojangles. I also brought along a few supermodel girlfriends in case i get lonely.
Supermodel girlfriends:
Strength 2
Intelligence 2
Wisdom 2
Constitution 2
Dexterity 16
Charisma 18
AC 8
Hahaha J/k
"Thanks, Olly. This will aid us nicely!"
"Mr. Bojangles, would you care to try that rock hammer upon the locked door?"
Sure thing. I will use my trusty Rocky the Rockhammer on the door.
*rolls a 19*
Sonicare and his milf supermodel girlfriend Gisele Bundchen also fall down the hole, the rest of his harem got lost along the way because they were too busy looking for a mirror to check their hairs. Gisele looks surprisingly fresh and clean for an apocalyptic scenario. Gisele seemingly confused asks you in Portugese "O que se passa, filho?" (What's going on boy?).
mrbojangles is still standing in the hallway, the door at the end is still closed. Olly still seems to be nervous, fearing that his kidnappers might discover y'all. He's eyeing Gisele tho, asking himself what a pretty lady like her is doing here.
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