@drumjod: Every other critic has given it a nine or higher. It's just idiots who didn't like that the game was different and are shitting on it because it's not "AAA" big budget game were you play some badass who kills a bunch of monsters with giant guns.

@zaphod83: We get it, you didn't like the game. Now quit going around trying to tell everyone you didn't like the game because you didn't think it was funny or original.

@iloveyourface: Please let this post be satire.