That's not a marriage. It's an abomination.

@tastemycobra All "pro" wrestling IS for kids (and beer-guzzling simpleton wegros).

@chemicalegypt More like "Carl Biggs".

@Shadowdanc3r That pic originally had his stomach covered, like it shows in that gameplay screenshot. I don't know what's up with that. But yeah, the exposed belly is super duper g_y looking. Might as well have a little shirt knot thing there. :/

@Silverline62 Guess I'm crazy then. I was really interested in the stripped back 2DS, until I saw it was some bizarro monster brick that defied sanity.

Thick black plastic hipster frames = no taste. ;p

Pfft, CoD "pro".

How about a "How to be a Tic-tac-toe Pro" video next?

@Gelugon_baat Maybe he does. A proper life is not complicated. And indeed one of it's few restrictions is not continually arguing with strangers about incredibly trivial stuff like a video game, even if they are in the wrong. But I guess someone like you, one who accepts or even advocates unnatural atrocities like homosexuality, is way too backward and twisted to understand these simple things yet. Wise up and turn to The Creator.

And notice how this will be my only post. It's called willpower and having something better to do.

@klugenbeel Jess has never came off as "ditzy" to me. But I've only ever watched the News thingy, not the other stuff she's put up.

@Dirk_McHardpeck A gamer not getting much sun? What a crazy new concept.

You're clearly a detective of Batman caliber.