The creator looked upon what he had wrought and despaired. Suddenly, his mind filled with a vision, a being to balance and bring light to that which he had created. He called forth from the void his perfect being, and it shone with bright light. The Creator’s eyes welled with tears. The Light spoke “See me and feel complete”.
“Oi, nah what’s that on your dress?” The creator looked beyond as the Light’s shadow spoke. “Is that Ranch dressing? D’you drop your Subway?” the shadow questioned, flicking it’s fringe so as to appear aloof. “It’s not a dress, it’s a robe.” The creator replied. “Yeah whatever. You gonna eat this?” And the shadow bent down to the dropped sandwich which lay upon the floor.
“Sorry about Dan.” said the light. “He’s not great with first impressions.”