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Yay for new Gamespot!

They upgraded it! This will make things a lot more easier, I thinks. Also, I'm addicted to World of Warcraft. I'm level 40 right now. Hahahaha. Also, I rented Madden 09. It's pretty fun. I'd talk more but I have to take my 95 year old great grandfather to eat. So have a wonderful day and oh, SPAM! :D

Poetry Extravaganza!

As I am the clown of poetry, I must live up to my name, I rarely post any of it. But with the bold and awesome trystkl1826 had inspired me to show my own work to you all. I hope they are enjoyable. I will post 5 poems of mine. This will be the longest non-picture blog I have ever done. So, enjoy.. hehe.

very seldom follow it

we two move the love
that's trouble the love
very seldom follow it
the love that's trouble
we two move the love

that ends our troubles
we two move the love
very seldom follow it
we two move the love
that ends our troubles

be true to love and to
trouble be true to love
very seldom follow it
trouble be true to love
be true to love and to

the love that's trouble
we two move the love
very seldom follow it
we two move the love
that ends our troubles

L.R. Bever

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My Bleeding Heart Is Starting To Flower

My bleeding heart is starting to flower.
We can never fail as long as we are together.
Your love is always a source of power.

Everything we've done stands like a tower.
When you are around, I float as a feather.
My bleeding heart is starting to flower.

You smile and my happiness will shower.
I wish I could stay in your arms forever.
Your love is always a source of power.

Without you, the world is bitter and sour
and time moves slower than a glacier.
My bleeding heart is starting to flower.

I cannot take it so, I withdraw and cower.
I try to stay calm and not lose my anger.
Your love is always a source of power.

It will get better, time continues to smother.
I have faith in the two of us as we get older.
Your love is always a source of power.
My bleeding heart is starting to flower.

L.R. Bever

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Instant Walrus

I want to be a paperback taxman
making all my nowhere plans for
Lady Madonna. Imagine the long
and winding wheels go round and
round. Something in the revolution

can feel his disease. Born a poor
beautiful boy in strawberry fields, a
place where nothing is real. Make
it easy, everyone's got something
to hide except me and my woman.

God is a concept by which piggies
crawling in the warm gun. O' sanity
what am I to do with you, Maxwell's
silver hammer? Mean Mr. Mustard
shaves a cold turkey to give peace

octopus's garden. We can work it
out, John Sinclair. Tangerine trees
and yellow custard dripping instant
walrus from polythene Pam. Just
like starting over. This bird has flown.

L.R. Bever

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Preoccupied by a Manatee

The leather skin reminds
me of Flair's couch chest.
Although not as flabby, it
doesn't jiggle upon impact.

Can it be milked, for it is
the sea cow? I don't see
any udders to pull on for
the great white substance.

Has two appendages up
growing along massive
sides and one large flipper
hanging off its buttocks.

Does it have a purpose to
fulfull or are we all just
looking at it in the wrong
way? SAVE SEA COWS?!

L.R. Bever

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Biker On A Cell Phone

The man was gruff and
short while covered in
multiple tattoos with long
gray ponytail flapping.

His beard reminded me
of Captain Lou without
rubber bands streaming
across his rosy cheek.

His teal bike slowed
to a stop as the light
changed accordingly;
I managed to read

Harley Davidson on
his faded black shirt.
Steppenwolf's cl@$$ic
tune blared out of his

torn blue jeans as he
reached into his pocket
and answered the silver
coated phone briskly.

His deep voice echoed
on the freeway as he
spoke with the one on
other end of the line.

"I'll see you soon, I
love you dear" and hung
up as the light turned
green; he kicked up

his heels and put the
phone in his pocket
and then sped off into
the red orange sunset.

L.R. Bever

Attention!!

I just wanted to say. I love everyone I met on here. You all mean a lot to me. I just wanted everyone to know. Thanks for being my friends. :)

Edit 1: I'm not leaving. Just wanted to show my appreciation for you all. In fact, I have a plan for the longest blog I've ever done. That's saying something right?

A pair of movies and a rewarding experience in drive thru.

So, I watched yet another movie. It's normally rare for me to watch movies in the theater... period. But I did see two in two weeks. First was the Dark Knight. The movie everyone was talking about. It felt really muddy to me. Except for the Joker parts and some select scenes I won't discuss. Not giving any of it away you know. I overall enjoyed it. Especially when I saw that smiley face. I've never been a fan of Ledger but he definitely proved his worth in his last film.

Then, today. I saw the latest X-Files movie. I thought it did a good job as a stand alone. It's not the best thing there ever was for the show, but it definitely was an X-Files film. It was suspenseful, thick in mystery, and had lots of unexplained material. Just as the X-Files are known for. Although it wasn't muddy, it was runny. Some spots were sloppy, but it's been 10 years, I understand. They did a good job, Ebert loved it. Although all the other critics didn't. Critics were thinking it would be something else. Not an X-Files movie, I'm sure. They were wanting explosions and all that. It's not going to happen. The X-Files delivered on what it was known for, and it worked very well. Critics, get a grip.

Went to Taco Bell drive up afterward. It was good fun. I went to pick up my normal cheesy potatoes and soft tacos. Some teenager in a 4 door pick up truck passed me. Because I was taking too long. I was only there for a few minutes. Then another one who pulled up behind me started screaming "HURRY UP!" and I just laughed. I was taking my time now. These brats with their expensive toys, trying to tell me what to do? No. They won't. I yelled a few choice words at them. Not mentioning any of them here. After apologizing to the man on the machine, I ordered. Then I pulled up to the window... in neutral. Kids need to learn patience. The kids I encountered had none. They were snivelling little punks who tried to push me in my tiny compact car out of their way. I don't think so. I will not step aside for anyone like that. All I wanted was a 2 soft tacos and 2 cheesy potatoes. I'd have been out a lot faster, but tormenting those kids was too great to pass up.

Have a wonderful weekend everyone! :D

I Feel Asleep!! A short e3 rant...

Yay for Metal Gear level! It will sadden me when I have to leave it. Where have I been? I've been busy of course, with college education and all. I'll have more blogs from Friday out. That's my last day and they crammed a lot in these two days. 2 Exams, a paper, Oral assessment in French, and other stuff. Not too fun at all.

In terms of e3, I will reiterate myself. "I Feel Asleep!" The only thing that interested me was the new 360 layout. It's going to be fun, new and exciting for me. Animal Crossing is okay, but the mic attachment bothers me. And still nothing from the PS3 getting me interested, other than MGS4 of course. Snaaaaakeeeeeee!! I didn't get around to watching them but I have read about the new things to come. It's not looking good on my opinion. At least Chrono Trigger is coming to the DS! Finally! :D

I'll be back with more updated blogs after the crazy of summer classes are over. Have a great day everyone!

The Gospel of Carlin

My favorite comedian has passed away. His words ring so true to me. He's my guru, my teacher, and influenced me to become the man I am today. Today, I honor him.

" Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. "
- George Carlin

The Gospel of Carlin

When I need reassurance about my path,
I listen to your words in the midst that my
pain. Your face will always make me smile
and your voice will make me laugh forever.

Your oddball personality is much like mine
and it's reassuring that I wasn't alone. You
were never afraid to voice your opinion, no
matter how obtuse it was to the rest of us.

You spoke truth, satire, and humor all your
life and nothing made me happier. Culture
spun on its head as you performed and we
ate it up. I will never forget how wonderful

you were and you will be sorely missed by
all of us. Yet, I cannot bring myself to cry
because it is not what you would've wanted.
Everything that you have done will always

be known to us as the Gospel of Carlin.
Where rational thinking is supreme and
the comedy based around those who lack
it. We love you George, and Joe Bless You!!

:D :cry: (happy tears as I watch his performances on Youtube) :D

The greatest ever!!!!

George Carlin

gc

George Carlin

george carlin

George motherfuckin Carlin

carlin

George Carlin

The Birds of Florida! Featuring Georgie!

While in Florida, birds were everywhere! I mean, everywhere. I saw a lot of them. They were not afraid of us humans at all. They'd walk around among us. So I took pictures of them. I named all of the pidgeons, "Georgie" after this Ice Cream Stand.

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This is the original Georgie. I found him at a water park.

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This bird isn't "Georgie" because he's not a pidgeon. However, I did name him Francis. Found him at Universal Studios.

Bird1

While at Universal, they had a show where they showed different variety of birds doing their jobs. Like the owls of Harry Potter, this is one of them. Hovering over a blue screen which on the giant jumbotron showed Hogwarts.

Flying Screen

They even trained these birds to land on volunteer's heads. This kid came from Canada and was told he was going to land on his arm. However, he had quite a surprise.

Bird Kid

This next one came from the Horror Show we went to. It was pretty awesome. And outside it, in the hallway. I couldn't resist this picture.

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Georgie's back! This time on Daytona Beach. Chillin and watching the waves. He enjoys himself.

Georgie2

And finally, we had to say goodbye to Georgie. This was at the airport. He was sad and so were we. So I got one final picture of him.

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That's all for now! Enjoy the weekend!! :D

LOLcat Stor-E Too: Part Too !!!!!112

In the future I will have blogs of...

The Birds of Florida! Featuring Georgie!
Pictures of my performance! I performed my poetry in a suit to go along with the publication.
Random Pictures of Stuff! :D
Blog of Daytona!!!
Pictures of the Airport!
Pictures of us at Universal Studios
and finally... A SURPRISE! :D

So, now you know what I'm doing, in order. Here's the exciting conclusion of LOLcat Stor-E Too!!!!!!!!

QUAGMIRE AN WENDY PAS BIRDHAUS KAT CUZ HE THOT HE WUZ BIRD.THEY ARRIVD AT WAL-MART WER DUCK SWOOPD ONTO DEM.

LOL catz - Duck

TEH DUCK SQUAKD "CAW CAW CAW" AN QUAGMIRE WUZ LIEK, "DUCKZ GO QUACK NOT CAW, U FAIL!"

Fail...

AN DUCK CRID, "U HURT MAH FEELINGS, I PRACTICE 4 OLYMPICS! DUCK HUNT OLYMPICS! I DOAN WANTS GAMR 2 KNOE!" AN HE FLEW AWAY.

lolcats!

THEY WALKD IN AN WENT PAST TEH ELECTRONICS AN WENDY SLURRD, "CAN HAS CATAMARI? IZ AWSUM GAME! U ROLL UP COOKIEZ, NABANAS, AN STUFFS.

lolcats!

"NO WENDY" REPLID QUAGMIRE, "IZ HER 4 CHEEZBURGERS ONLY. WE NO HAS MONEYS 4 COOKIEZ, CATAMARI, AN NABNAS."

cheez cat

SHE GRABBD BAG OV COOKIEZ AN SHOUTD "I DOAN HEAR U!!! WE NED COOKIEZ!"

"K! JUS COOKIEZ AN CHEEZBURGERS!" HE SHOUTS OVAR HER. THEY GO 2 CASHIR 2 PAI 4 DEM.

Not for sale!

DEN DEY GO HOME AN MAKEZ DEM. IT WUZ TASTY AN WENDY ASKZ, "WHEN DO U FINKZ LOLCAT STOR-E TREE COME OUT?" QUAGMIRE RESPOND, "DOAN KNOE, CUD BE SOONR DEN LATR."

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ROB SAI, "C U SOON! K THX BYE!!" :D

LOLcat Stor-E Too: Part !!!!!1

My ears are clean! I can hear again. I could tell you details but it's gross. Instead, here's this.

LOLcat Stor-E Too: Part !!!!!1

LAST MONDAI, QUAGMIRE WUZ SLEEPIN.

lolcat

AN WENDY SNEAKD IN, DRESD LIEK PIRATE!

Lolcat

SHE SCREAMD, "QUAGMIRE! WAEK UP! WE NEEDZ 2 GO 2 GETZ COOKIEZ AN IM DRUNK."

Lolcat

HE REPLID, "STFU WENDY! IM TRYIN 2 SLEEPZ."

lolcat

DEN SHE JUMPD ONTO HIM, "COOKIEZ! CHEEZ! NABNA!"

lolcat

"K! K!" HE SHOUTD "LET ME GO GETS MAH HAT"

o.o

ON TEH WAI 2 WAL-MART, THEY C KITTEH IN BIRDHAUS.

lolcat

HE SEZ 2 THEM, "STAY TUND! PART 2 OV STORY COMIN NEXT WEEK! ROB IZ TIRD, K? BUT AKSHULLY, HEZ PROCRASTINATIN."

LOLcat

ROBS RESPONSE: OH HAY, BIRDHAUS KAT. FYI, IM PLANNIN LAWTS OV GUD STUFF 4 DA FUCHUR, K? INCLUDIN PICTUREZ OV FLORIDA. EAT UR SEEDZ AN HUSH. EARS SLOWD DOWN PROCES, K?"

HAS WANDERBL DAI EVRY1! KTHXBAI.

Back Home In Indiana

I'm back! Wooo! But I have infections in each ear. So the LOLcat story II will wait. I apologize. I'm laying down right now using my laptop. I can barely focus. Darn this medication, See you all soon. I'll explain later.

Have a wonderful day! :D I'll try to read all your blogs as soon as I can.