@LordLOC Didn't have a lot of time to produce this one, so there wasn't really room to burst into song. Your enthusiasm for them is noted!
@stringbacon True. Though in my defense, anyone who is not Coach Taylor is the poor man's Coach Taylor.
@seven7swords I tried! I bought an Exotic Engram from Xur, hoping to get lucky, but instead I got a sweet exotic Warlock helmet. For my Hunter.
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