So, in other words...

"Dear nice players. As a thank you for being so nice, we're going to make you play with beginners. Have a nice day."

>_>

OMG, Piccolo has 5 fingers!

So, you can't "switch" anything on your phone during use...

Isn't the whole draw of the Switch to... you know, switch on the fly?

Maybe people should just switch to another console or PC.

I have short spiky hair. Can you include a character with short spiky hair since it's important?

I like sky blue shirts. Can you include a character with short spiky hair and sky blue shirts since it's important?

I hate Kim Jung-Um. Can you include a character with short spiky hair and sky blue shirts who hates Kim Jung-Un since it's important?

I like blonde girls. Can you include a character with short spiky hair and sky blue shirts who hates Kim Jung-Um and likes blonde girls since it's important?

I decided I like Korean girls, now. Can you release a patch to update that character since it's important?

There are so many different preferences; race, gender, sexuality, religion, hair style, fashion, hobby, medical condition, residence, food, sports, etc. etc. etc. It's impossible to include all of them and some of them are in direct contrast to each other. When games focus on these topics, it can alienate people like me, who have other priorities and don't want to get sucked into these topics. This is not inclusion, and this is not diversity; it's a never ending battle that adds nothing positive to the game.

While I respect other people's own preferences and priorities, I do not want to be force fed their politics into my games any more than they would like my politics force fed into theirs. Games have been great before siding with and including certain politics and they will be fine without them. Let's make games about games, not politics.

And in the next Zelda game, Link will walk on his hands. Why? Players move their characters with their hands so it made more sense.

Playstation 4: Snake Eater

@Mogan: Hey, now. This is Blizzard we're talking about, not the Chinese government.

Does Blizzard try to censor media by deleting unfavorable posts from its forums?

Does Blizzard try to act like it never makes mistakes and places blames onto others?

Does Blizzard try to tell players what is good for them?

...

Oh, God, call the cops!

@thedarkoil: Hmph. They'll all look the same to me.

@DanteReal69: Um... That's because the PC versions that released years ago are already the HD versions, in native 1080p, 60FPS, better effects, etc. My 5 year old laptop plays AC in native 1080p, unlike the PS3 version which I can't stand to even look at any more.

Garry Newman: Hi, I would like a bacon cheeseburger with extra bacon, swiss cheese, chili cheese fries, and a diet Coke.

Food arrives.

Garry Newman: WTF is this?!

Waiter: The chef just tossed some random stuff and you have a cricket - indian curry - diet generic cider - bean burrito that is wrapped up in banana peels instead of tortilla. It's not a political decision. It's a cooking decision about what people would eat if they had no choice, instead of spending six months trying to decide what to eat. You'll TAKE it, and you'll LIKE it.