I hear this one starts off with Marcus and Dom searching through a pretty small farm for a dead horse. The rest of the game pretty much just consists of beating that same dead horse.

Seriously, it's the same **** every time with two new guns. They're going to throw in a few new levels, a couple plot "twists" (O NO WE MAID DA LOKUSTS :[ O NOOO OUR DARK SEKRT :[ :[ :[ ) and this game will probably have Marcus whining about his dead father instead of Dom whining about his almost-dead wife. The worst part? We'll all buy it.

Oblivion is garbage. Just straight up boring horse **** I constantly hear it praised for its replay value and "depth", but the game is so repetitive that it makes you wonder if game developers have a Copy/Paste button for quests and dungeons. If you've never played it: imagine Fallout 3 without the gore, and replace all the mutants and Mad Max looking dudes with generic fantasy creatures. Not to mention that the items, weapons, buildings, and environments look like their textures were done in **** crayon.