User Reviews & Ratings

Average Score 7.6/10
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  • Rating:7.9
    Does justice to what Garth hath wrought.

    The Punisher

    Does justice to what Garth hath wrought.

    The Punisher is mighty fun to play. After a long day, who wouldn't want to come home and stuff a few enemies into a wood chipper? This game has the same dark humor that the recent comic arcs do, which is no easy task t... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:8
    Hey, guess what?  This game doesn't have the words Symphony of the Night in the title.  I guess it must be a different g

    Castlevania

    Hey, guess what? This game doesn't have the words Symphony of the Night in the title. I guess it must be a different g

    SON was one of the best games I have ever played. Good. I said it. Now back to the fact that this is a different game. It is a trend in the industry to take 2D classics and turn them into 3D incarnations. Frequently... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:8.8
    This game is better than your family.

    Akumajou Dracula: Circle of the Moon

    This game is better than your family.

    In the grand scheme of things, it seems odd to get really excited about a video game that you play on a 2x3" screen. Oh well. Welcome to Circle of the Moon, a game the emulates Symphony of the Night well without shamel... Read Full Review

    0 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:3.8
    Oops, we made a terrible game!

    Kuon

    Oops, we made a terrible game!

    Attempting to cash in on the Japanese survival horror genre, this game fails miserably in every regard. The "traditional feudal weapon selection" is pathetic. There are only two weapons in the whole damn game, they jus... Read Full Review

    1 of 2 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:9.7
    Saves the Resident Evil franchise the same way that Batman Begins saves the caped crusader saga.

    BioHazard 4

    Saves the Resident Evil franchise the same way that Batman Begins saves the caped crusader saga.

    Wow. Hit detection that makes sense. Graphics that bring a tear to my eye. Blowing the heads off of zombies while an NPC who doesn't suck at life trails behind you in a naughty outfit. This game has it all, including... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:9.7
    Everything a game should be.

    God of War (Greatest Hits)

    Everything a game should be.

    This game is utterly fantastic. I was working at Sheetz as a cashier at the time, and nothing made my day brighter than ripping legions of the underworld in half. I am 5'3" and weigh 135 lbs., but while playing this ga... Read Full Review

    0 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:7.8
    When will Rockstar release "Baby exploder, violator of worlds?"

    The Warriors

    When will Rockstar release "Baby exploder, violator of worlds?"

    I gotta give props to Rockstar. Balls, they got em. Lawsuits over sex and violence? Lets release a game that involves sexual assualt, beating up homeless people, and gang warfare. This game is fun. It caters to the ... Read Full Review

    0 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:3.4
    They should stop letting recovering smack addicts make games in rehab.

    Red Ninja: End of Honour

    They should stop letting recovering smack addicts make games in rehab.

    This "game" is flat out awful. And shameless. Very shameless. At least in hentai, you know there will be tentacle violation. In this, expect poorly animated ass views of a thong. Yes, a thong. In feudal Japan. I c... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:9
    The Prince goes to Hot Topic, yet manages not to suck.

    Prince of Persia: Warrior Within

    The Prince goes to Hot Topic, yet manages not to suck.

    Boohoo, this game isn't as cheery and whimsical as the Sands of Time. Allow my to lick away your salty tears. This game kicks bags of ass! Sure, the first game was fun. But, I got tired of fighting the same special ... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:7.5
    Worth a rent.

    Shadow of the Colossus

    Worth a rent.

    Shadow of the Colossus is a well done game. I respect the risk the developers took in trying something new, and not having any minibattles in between bosses. The graphics are fantastic, and the game puts you in the min... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:5
    Not a worthy sequel.

    Zero: Shisei no Koe

    Not a worthy sequel.

    It is unfortunate that the third installment of Fatal Frame has followed the Star Wars franchise in creating unnecessary followups to masterpieces. The original Fatal Frame was a unique take on the horror survival serie... Read Full Review

    5 of 21 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:8.6
    Truly a unique find

    Fahrenheit (French)

    Truly a unique find

    When I first heard about Indigo Prophecy, I wasn't very excited. Blah, blah, blah psychological thriller with horror/sci fi elements. You'd think that Dean Koontz is a main game developer with the way that the words "p... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:7.7
    An enjoyable 3D action game that has some shortcomings, but still manages to be a worthy of the title Castlevania.

    Castlevania: Curse of Darkness

    An enjoyable 3D action game that has some shortcomings, but still manages to be a worthy of the title Castlevania.

    Yep, I'm an old fuddy duddy. Yes...old-school (as overused as that term is). I played the original Castlevania on the NES, and have seen the development of the series over time. What makes it such a great series is th... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:7
    BOOOOM!!!

    Black

    BOOOOM!!!

    I am surprised this game was not made by Jerry Bruckheimer. Black is a game that is a lot of fun for just one runthrough. For the most part, it is a straight forward FPS (probably one of the better ones for the PS2), t... Read Full Review

    1 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:8.8
    More...more!!!

    Psychonauts

    More...more!!!

    With all the hype about Psychonauts being an underappreciated game, I expected to be let down when I actually played it. "A game that doesn't get enough attention even though we talk about it all the time!!!" For once,... Read Full Review

    0 of 1 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:6.4
    We are not amused.

    Kingdom Hearts

    We are not amused.

    I promise that I am not going to allow myself to slip into the trend of hating on every popular game to be released in the past 10 years (a very powerful trend seen amongst n00bs users on Gamespot). However, for all the... Read Full Review

    3 of 7 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:9.7
    If you have any inclination toward survival-horror games, you should play this.  I mean it!

    Silent Hill 2 (Special 2 Disc Set)

    If you have any inclination toward survival-horror games, you should play this. I mean it!

    The reviewers at Gamespot should be ashamed of themselves for not giving this game a higher rating. Credit should be given where credit is due, and it is my belief that this game is the epitome of the survival-horror ge... Read Full Review

    0 of 0 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:5.3
    Lukewarm jailbait.

    Clock Tower 3

    Lukewarm jailbait.

    I found this game to be very dissapointing. I am quite a fan of survival-horror games, and it is always a tragedy to see a game that has potential to be an enjoyable scary gaming experience go bad. In terms of graphics... Read Full Review

    1 of 2 users found the following review helpful
  • Rating:5.3
    In celebration of the new film from the acclaimed director Uwe Bolle, I am writing the best review ever.

    BloodRayne

    In celebration of the new film from the acclaimed director Uwe Bolle, I am writing the best review ever.

    Few people feel bad about killing Nazis in videogames, excluding Neonazis, and a few other weirdos. I have played many incarnations of Castle Wolfenstein, but while playing I always wondered what it would be like if the... Read Full Review

    1 of 4 users found the following review helpful