A doorbell rings. I take off the HAZ-MAT gloves I use to feed glowing sticks of energy to my Chao and answer the door.
SEGA: "Hey, baby, I'm back."
Me: "I told you never to come back here, SEGA. You've hurt me too much for me to ever trust you again."
SEGA: "Aw come on, baby. We had some good times. I know you still play the Genesis. And what about those hours we spent on our little Chao in Adventure 2?"
Me: "You've changed. Every time you get some new idea, I let you in, thinking maybe THIS time, it'll be another Adventure or the classic games. But then you... you hurt me every time. I'm through with it."
SEGA: "This time's different, I swear. I got rid of people, hired some new people--fresh ideas are flowing! Check out the gameplay video from Sonic Colors."
Me: "If I do, will you promise to leave?"
SEGA: "If you still want me to."
[1:38 minutes later] Me: "That... that was amazing. I don't know what to say, SEGA. No werehogs, no swords, new mechanics that look like they could actually fit into gameplay..."
SEGA: "Come back, baby. I still got a few more years left in me."
Me: "I'm scared."
SEGA: "I know, shhh. I won't let you down ever again."
Me: "This is your last shot, SEGA. If you hurt me again, you won't see me or your Chao ever again."
SEGA: "Haha yeah, right. Like you'll ever stop buying anything with a Sonic label on it."
Me: "What was that?"
SEGA: "Nothin', baby. Just watch the colors."