Riiiiiight. Ok. I see you're all just a bunch of nutties. I'll leave you to it then. You're doing a fine work at that!

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I actually started it already. But didn't get far. I'll redo it. Next few weeks are going to be full of work for me so I won't be able to play much, if at all. You will excuse me for that, right? Is it ok? I obviously need to ask your permission to not get bashed in the future.

Poking is fun!

Right. I forgot why I came back to this union in the first place. Certainly not to get bashed by the so called "Vets". What Leader and Officer like behaviour. Can we cut this out? 

Remind me again the definition of a Vet? Veteran, right? I guess we're thinking about different definitions. I'm not a veterinarian if that's what you have in mind.

I didn't call myself a Vet, I was called as such. First page of this thread. Do pay attention. About me doing none of the runs - sorry I live in a country that takes 18 year olds to serve in the army for 3 years. But I'm sure you'll add this comment to my "bluster and unsubstantiated claims". Please mate - chill.

You too, GMG.

In the words of some dude "Can't we all just get along?" End Rant.

I will update you guys about my run.

I meant I finished H GoWIII, which is the only game I have at the moment. And I did it three days ago. Are you paying any attention to my posts?? Or are you just blinded by self love??

Gent - trust me, you weren't here back then. He does that just to get on my nerves, but I won't let him. 

It's like, as soon as I get back what I get is a "Hey, remember how awesome I was and how stinky you were?" and I'm like "No. I remember we discussed game tactics all over the place, but surely you can't say you TOUGHT me all of those, right?" And his answer: "Yes I DID!" like some 6 year old kid. Mentioning names of people (Shin, Taz) I didn't even know back then as referance to players better than all of us. I did learn new things from you - but don't ever EVER! call me a dull kid who can't find his own tactics of finishing the game. I was done with God Mode before I reached this union, seeking help with the clones, then figured out "Duh! INFINITE MAGIC WITH ROTG! Stupid!". How do you think I was able to do that God Mode run without any of your help.. hmm.. maybe because I already knew all that!

I won't discuss this topic anymore! 

*END FOR REAL!* 

Seeing how you didn't fully understand - I don't have GoW and GoWII yet. I was playing GoWIII. Is there anything I can do with GoWIII?

Let this go on record that I simply asked "What run should I proceed with, playing GoWIII?" this is not to go on record as "Oh the great GMG! Instruct me further as your loyal subject and student!" 

It is utterly painful to read these words. My mistake was to let you take credit for all these findings, I guess. Oh well, I won't be making that mistake again. Just because you "Laid it down" and "Wrote it on paper" doesn't mean I didn't know all of that stuff already. You were targeting younglings with that info, certainly not me. Again, we're talking about GoWI only right now. I mastered GoWI. It's like I told you. We never had the real means to see who's the better warrior, until now, with GoW:A's MP. And with that, I finish this discussion. *END* But I'm sure you won't leave it to die now. You Ex-Troll, you!

I've already finished the game on H.

What DO you mean by run skeleton? What run should I do next, then? Might start soon on VH.

I have no memory of NUR+, thus, I wasn't around/Didn't get to do it. Not because I didn't want to or couldn't accomplish it. You hold these restrictions to such a high level. You might even say it's a bit overrated.

You keep talking about past-me, why not talk about past-you as well? Stop comparing my speed run of 5 years ago to stuff you did with the collection, or GoW2 or 3. I wasn't here for GoW2. Not long enough. I only had 2 weeks to play with it before I started my finals. Then it was army time. To put it plainly, I was cryogenically frozen for 5 years (since around may 2007) and I came back now, glorious as ever. Ok maybe not. Heck I might have even done something better than 5 hours I just don't remember anything else.

Oh and DO NOT tell me you all knew about that harpy "Crushed" bonus. I remember writing about it. If you did, why did you never write about it yourself? Before the NURs my goal was to get EXP fast. And I used alot of tricks to do so. I used to have all my magic and the BoC at max level before a relatively early point at the game. And I kept pushing that bar. 

About the sweet spot - you so did not teach me that! I found it out on my own, damnit! Just because I didn't comment on it or reply with "Yeah, I knew that" didn't mean I didn't know that! C'mon man... Finding that sort of glitches is my fun. And you'll not take my fun away from me, you hear?

I wasn't around for Shinobier, he either left before I joined or I don't know.

You just wait till GoW:A comes out. Till then, I'm not doing any PAINS NURS or what have you. Run progress doesn't prove anything. Childish games such as restrictions and all that just let you play the game again with a bit of a challange. I'll show you who's boss by tearing Ascencion apart on all sides. You might say it is shorter\easier\less tactics focused than the others, but I'm sure some things are still out there to find. In the meantime I'll hone my fighting skillz back to the old days with GoWIII.

Again, didn't eat yet, didn't have my coffee and I gotta be gone for work soon. Farewell.

Stupid GS and it's incompetence.

I did indeed find a lot of things on my own. Not telling about it doesn't mean it didn't happen. I know how to dispose enemies quickly. Always did. I've never had too much trouble in GoW (And I'm talking about the first game only right now) with fights, even against multiple foes. I actually found the game pretty easy all the way up to the clones, where it became abundantly clear that I haven't used RotG enough, cause you get infinite magic when active. Proving that I didn't need it at all during my first runs of the game. Only in God Mode you actually need to use magic against the clones. With RotG active.

I know how this may sound now, but I've always been the tactician. One who thinks about the most efficient (not always quickest) way to get rid of enemies, whether it's by linking combos (for the bonus orbs) or getting to 10 hits before I grab-kill an enemy for the +25 orbs brutal kills. That is actually one of the things I remember sharing with this union. I used to have fights, big fights, even in God Mode, where I didn't get hit once. Just because I had so much knowledge about my enemies, and obviously because I've already done these fights a couple times before.

And I just now remember sharing with you guys the Harpy freeze exploit when they're airborne. In the Athens Rooftops level. There's a place with multiple harpys and when you freeze them, they fall to the ground and smash. And the bonus for that was like 30 orbs or something. I also remember a place in that temple. Forgot it's name. Where you have to move two statues to block an infinite wave of harpies. Well, I used to freeze all of them until they didn't give me anymore orbs and only then would I continue. Did I ever share this? I think not.

More will come as soon as I get my hands on GoW again. 

Hmm... Minotaur Tormentor? Something about GoW2 rings a bell. Those guys that spawn minotaurs? Have no memory of them at all. Again, most of my memories are from GoW1. The game I DID get to play a lot.

Oh, and when have I ever failed at progressing further than NUR on VH? Back then it was all we had. I remember you put these challanges before me. And I simply fell in love with the game over and over again for that. It was fun. And I bested all of those runs. There was Normal NUR, then H NUR, and VH NUR without the clones. I did all of them. Then there were some speed runs, on god mode. I remember my best was 5 hours and 50 minutes? I remember going below 6 hours. And that was with no fights skipped, and so on. You might say it wasn't really a speed run cause, more like just trying to beat the game fast. 

Pandora's Guardian. I remember my tactics were to fight him on the platform always. There was a spot where he couldn't hit me. If that's what you're refering to as the "sweet spot". He used to do this roar thing, but never attack. Exploit there. I don't think I've ever talked about it here. But I do now... cause apparently I'm not appreciated enough.

I remember enjoying the SoD. It felt like better weapon then the rest. There was the Hammer, and the BoO (??). Definitely had more fun with the SoD. 

I am sick.

Beat GoWIII on H 12 hours ago. One thing that bugged me was the scorpion fight. Correct me if I'm wrong on this but are NONE of his attacks blockable? That was annoying. Found a glitch/exploit though... got me through it eventually.

Now that you've elaborated, I do remember. Oh and the forced lock? I used to do it all the time, did you really only find it in CoO? Tsk tsk. Have I really been so trusting, that I thought you already knew back then? Who knows what else you didn't find and I already knew.

I did see the scatman video. Numerous times. (Cause of the song)

SoD? Spear of Destiny? You made GoWII videos with the SoD? Now that I didn't see.

So the spoiler boxes have the definitions. I see now. Didn't think to open them. Silly me.

Homerun technique - is that the one with the BoA? Vague memories of that thing. OH and OS are fully restored now. Can't seem to recall what Zeus' Fury cancel and Medusa force lock mean... arrrgh. Has it really been that long?? I actually want to play GoW again now, damnit. It's gonna be as fun as the first time I played it. You should try and do that too, you know. Leave the game for 5~ years and start it all over again. 

*steals the glove and throws it away*

Enough of that. 

Well, being sick and all that, I'm gonna retire to my bed for some good healing. It's been a productive day with GoWIII. Tomorrow I have another day off. Hopefully I'll beat the game by wednesday. 

How exactly do you record your videos and where are they?