On a "slow news day" for the local station we get stories about a nice Down's syndrome boy rescuing a kitten from a puddle of sewage. On a "slow news day" for GameSpot (and gaming in general for weeks now) we get this. The difference being we are CHOOSING this with our attention (clicks), not being fed it by those dorks at the local news station...

So uh... that inauguration was pretty good and concise, eh?