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#1 ScorpionTroll
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I've never known a grandmother to recommend masturbation to their grand children for any reason.

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#2 ScorpionTroll
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I don't always wear cologne, but when I do I prefer Grey Flannel eau de toilette. A light application.

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#3 ScorpionTroll
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You've already decided you're not going to do anything, and cited every good reason you shouldn't but you're still confused?

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#4 ScorpionTroll
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Apparently the guy had a knife. Generally when people come at law enforcement with a knife they get shot.

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#5 ScorpionTroll
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A tornado is more than capable of sucking you in from 40 feet away.

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#6 ScorpionTroll
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lol commies.

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#7 ScorpionTroll
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The black version? Maybe.

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#8 ScorpionTroll
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I'm sure expanding your vocabulary and having a good sense of humor would be helpful.

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#9 ScorpionTroll
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Now we know stuff.

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#10 ScorpionTroll
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Eh, I think you might be better off with a blow up doll.