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#1 Posted by Old_Schooler_Dan (436 posts) -
Nash is dead. He was a character in Guile's SF2 backstory that became a character in Alpha. Alpha is where he died. He filled in for Guile during the Alpha series by carrying his exact move set down to his normals. Now that we have Guile again, WHO THE **** NEEDS TO HAVE A DEAD CHARACTER FROM HIS BACKSTORY THAT HAS ALL HIS MOVES?! It's not like that character was interesting either! WHY do so many idiots keep asking for Charlie? We don't need him. **** Charlie. Blame Bison if you like Charlie - he's the one who killed him. Let's move forward people. Fanboys want the dumbest crap. Speaking of fanboys wanting dumb crap... **** Karin. Capcom needs a quota of ONE schoolgirl character per game. Sakura was a nifty character for pedophiles lol. OOH IT'S A FIGHTING SCHOOLGIRL WHO'S A FAN OF RYU AND SHE CAN HANG WITH GROWN MEN WHO ARE PROFESSIONAL FIGHTERS OOOOHHH ISN'T THIS SUPER KAWAII DOKI DESU?! I don't really like Sakura either, and I think the series took a turn for the worse when they started incorporating anime gheyness into the Alpha series. Now we have Oni in the game, who is truly the most horrible character I've seen since Ingrid and Twelve. Shotos are Dragon Ball Z characters now, and "Satsui no hado" is the "dark side of the Force" where martial artists aren't people who have honed special abilities through rigorous training (that makes them superheroes enough), but are characters with magical superpowers.  Do you need Karin? Do you REALLY need Karin? Why? Because she's so fun to use? Because she has such unique moves? No. You want her because she's SO CYOOOOOT ANUDDA SKOOLGURL FER SAKERAH TO RIVAL SHE SO PWETTY UGUUUU. **** yourself. There's plenty of Street Fighter hentai on the Internet to whet your depraved appetites. You want to play Super Moe Fighter? There's lot's of crappy animus out there full of the crazy shenanigans cyoot LIL school girlies get themselves into. I suggest you go watch them, and take your leave of this fandom if you want Karin in the series again. Leave Street Fighter to the ADULTS and the MEN.  As for a character who BELONGS in the game... Alex is actually a great ****ing idea. Who cares that he's the protagonist of SF3? Make a sequel to SF4 that bridges the storyline between the two games. I don't even really consider SF4 to actually be SF4 anyway; it's more like Street Fighter Alpha 4. I think having Alex in the SF4 system would make him excel. Plus I'd love him to meet Zangief like Hugo is going to. So there is a character I am all for. Good job this time, fangheys. And you want to know who reeeeeeally, really... Deserves to be in SF4, and who has deserved to be in SF4 since the beginning? This guy is who:  http://www.1up.com/do/blogEntry?bId=8988798 who alongside Juri, would have been one of the best character designs the series has seen in decades. Instead he was left on the cutting room floor IN FAVOR OF RUFUS... who is essentially just a goofy anime character. I think Rufus is alright, but King Cobra NEVER should have been scrapped, because that is a fantastic character, and PERFECT for the series. Just what Street Fighter needs.
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#2 Posted by Old_Schooler_Dan (436 posts) -
Lol Ken is consumed by scrubbiness.
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#3 Posted by Old_Schooler_Dan (436 posts) -
Yeah, it's a great idea. I would be all for it if I thought that could happen.
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#4 Posted by Old_Schooler_Dan (436 posts) -
I think copypasting the dull stages from SFXT that we have already seen, and belong only in SFXT, is a horrible idea, and very lazy and minimalist on Crapcom's part. I was excited for hearing about new stages until I was disappointed (as always) by this news. They would never rehash stages from another one of their games in their SF game, but that was when Capcom made great games. Those stages have been used in SFXT, and are part of SFXT's identity. So if they were too lazy to design original stages like they should have, then yeah, they should have added classic stages. That would have made USF4 live up to its name, and give us an update to enjoy for years. I really like your idea to have both Ultras available, and DuaMn's argument was not very convincing. He doesn't give a good case for there being balance issues, and doesn't sound like he really knows what he's talking about.
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<< LINK REMOVED >> Except this Akuma is actually a badass :]

Btw, is it just me, or do you think Ryu is getting turned on in the trailer when he looks at Kazuya?

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<< LINK REMOVED >> Rip out Ken's spine with Sub-Zero? Shish-kabob Akuma with Scorpion's spear, and then BBQ him with a TOASTY? I'm all for that! :D

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<< LINK REMOVED >> Dan will be the strongest character in the game.

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Whoa, that was TIGHT! Did you see that thing with Pacman and Megaman? That was sweet.

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#9 Posted by Old_Schooler_Dan (436 posts) -

Looks interesting. Only complaint is why does freaking Sarah Silverman have to be in it? How does that unfunny ***** keep getting work, seriously?

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Possibly because she's very funny?