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These are all games that I own that totally define cool! 1) Panzer Dragoon Orta (Xbox). Do you have this game? I didn't think so. But it is so beautiful both artistically and technically that you can't help but gawk at it. And it plays like a beaut too! Oh and the music rocks! Oh, and it has a trippy anime style story that's really interesting! Oh and no one owns this game. How cool am I? Too cool for j00! I mean this game makes me cool in the eyes of the hardcore dudes who love all things japanese. Worship me and revere me whelps! 2) Otogi 2 (Xbox). I mean seriously, if Otogi 1 sold like twelve copies then Otogi 2 must ahve sold like 5 copies. You know I'm totally hardcore and wicked 1337 for owning this game. Having Otogi 2 makes me cool in the eyes of all the Japanesey boys and girls out there, or just people who think all things Japanese are "t3h hawtness!" Which they are! I'm cool! 3) Resident Evil 4 (Gamecube). No really, do I need to explain this to everyone? It took the disgusting tank controls, putrid gameplay and silly slow zombies and made it all so wicked cool that not owning the single greatest survival horror game of all time instantly makes you uncool. I show this game off to everyone I know, much like I do with Halo 1 and 2. 4) The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64). I love this game, sure it's old but I have it in it's special edition gold box. If you don't think having a gold box is cool then you're not cool! 5)Halo 2 (Xbox). OK for one thing, everyone has played Halo 2, if you haven't then how could you possibly be cool? Not only does everyone play this game's multiplayer, but it set the entertainment record for first day sales with $125 million. Hollywood eat your heart out! Not to mention I have the sexy silver case! What's sexier than silver? Nothing! Some of the games on my list are owned by a few people (PDO and Otogi 2) while the others are owned by like the whole world (Halo 2, OoT, RE4). I guess that makes me cool in two different groups eh? The only person in this world who can find me totally uncool by looking at my game collection is Jack Thompson. And you know what, I'm way cooler than him!