Good for him. What's the point of all his years of striving and success if he can't enjoy the fruits of his labor?

Don't worry, buddy, you'll meet a woman someday who UNDERSTANDS this.

And they deserve every penny. Which is not something that can be said often.

@Dictatroll @Nathan_R_Rork

Yeah, Metal Gear has been such a grounded, down to earth series until now. Shame they're breaking from realism after all these years.

Depicting child soldiers: fine. Blood diamonds: even better than fine. Graphic violence and torture: absolutely. Removing a bomb from a conscious person's intestines while she writhes in pain: wonderful.

A bit of sex appeal: HIDEO IS EVIL INCARNATE.

Well, that's America.

I saw this on Youtube a few minutes ago. I thought it was a joke at first, but then I saw that, no, it was on Nintendo's channel.

@mattcake Hey, there is no dirtier word than "can't"

You CAN do anything you put your mind to.

Well, yeah, that was the plan all along. . .

Oh, you mean characters in the game. I, I see. Well, that'll be interesting, too.

@AlexFili That's not what I heard. I heard it got the 18+ rating with no changes made. So, you get the real game for once.

@AndrewII Yeah, no kidding. It's one thing when you're dating someone outside the household. But if they're under your roof and you can control them, it should be up to YOU how they react.

Same as when they'd ground my kids. I do believe that should be MY decision.

By that, I presume he means do an even better job of whizzing THIS company down his leg.