Alright, here's my attempt at being clever, funny, or something among those lines :p

"after buying the final fantasy VII game guide"  I knew i couldnt save Aeris no matter what i did! :cry:

Yuna to Rikku:  you, me, a few drinks, and our own private shupuff

For the last time!!  i did not touch that chocobo unproperly!

Zack says to Sepiroth: All i wanted was a foto of us, but you just HAD to walk closer to the camera again and make this photo aaaall about you.../sigh

"Brahnne says to a servant"  IT"S NOT CAUS OF ME I KEEP DYING!!,  This Wii controller is just really unresponsive...