Kamakazi Cheese Kratos- He is Naked with a bomb strapped to his chest and runs around with string cheese in his right hand for a blade and pepper-jack cheese blade in  left hand!

Attack-                            50 %   with cheese        999% with kamikaze

Endurance -                    5%      HE'S NAKED! C'MON!

Magic Orb potency-       200%  He can use magical cheese power:P

Health Orb potency-       1000% He survives the explosion with 1 health regenerate health

Exp Orb potency-           100%  Turns baddies into different cheeses.                    

I LOVE CHEESE! MMMMMMMMMM...CHEESE...:D                      

My vote goes to tuff_gong92

"Gaurd: Sigh, I could've been a contender."

LOL...a contender...

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I think Vin Diesel or The Rock Would be great playing Kratos. Or maybe even Batista from WWE... The director  should be peter jackson i guess?

Kratos-Umm...I guess this would be a good time to tell you...the elevator is broken.