For all of you that have heard Adam and Andrew, you know that line is from the Emo Kid song. I'm not emo (at least I hope I'm not).
I finished my most recent AMV, Naruto Themes 2 (the sequel to the original Naruto Themes video I made in which everyone has a theme song). I just put it up so I have no replies but a lot of people liked my original so I think it'll do well. I'm not sure what to say now. I guess I'll rant. Since Yuna7780 has a list of loves I guess I'll basically do the opposite and do my list of hates/pet peeves. I guess I'm off.
I really don't mind if you have a few 'lol's thrown in there for whatever reason, but if you don't take the time to actually make sure you've capitalized the letter I, I might as well shoot you now so the world doesn't have to deal with your * *** Sure, we all have a typo here and there, I can sympathize. But if you honestly believe that your wee little fingers are too old and crippled to reach the correct numeric characters on your keyboard, then just take that bottle of asprin I know you hold so dear and swallow it. All. And when your intestines are bleeding I'll be, "Oh, your fingers are too crippled to reach the phone to call for help. Boohoo." Stupid f*ckers.
People who try to sound tough by using the word "b*tches"
Everyone does it. It's sweeping the nation and I swear to God I might as well kill every living person on this planet for saying it. No, no, no. You know what? I hate it when people say "biatches". Oh my f*cking God, that's worse than "b*tches". Mostly it's adolescent girls trying to be tough- guess what, Valley D*cks- YOU'RE NOT. You're not tough, you're not funny, you're not smart- you're just one more human being on this planet who needs to be hung by their large intestine from an electrical wire.
People who try to act like they're smart when they're not
This happens to me on almost a daily basis. People will use big words out of context just so they can sound like their IQ is over 40. In reality, these people on the brink of retardation and they just don't want anyone else to know it. THIS NEEDS TO STOP. If you're stupid, be stupid. If you're a smart-*ss, be a smart-*ss. Just don't lie to yourself or to me. It's really f*cking pathetic.
People who wear clothes they just should not
If you're a fat-*ss, don't wear tight clothes. No one wants to see your blubber- it's disgusting. Don't wear bikinis at the beach, either. It makes me wanna stab you. In fact, I might. The next time a fat b*stard is wearing something they shouldn't, I should push them over onto their back and see if they can get up. When they can't, I'll laugh my ass off. Nice. Oh, and those preppy b*tches who try to act all tough so they shop at Hot Topic (even though they're scared to go in there so they have to go in with their Mommy) and buy Tripp pants. I have Tripp pants. You know what? I like them. But you know what else? I'M NOT A PREPPY. Don't wear the clothes "my kind of people" wear. I'm not goth, I'm not emo, I'm just an angry person who needs clinical help of some sort- REGARDLESS. Don't do it. Just don't.
People who get attention when they really shouldn't
To get what I want, I work hard. I do whatever I can to get what I want and I don't do it with rich parents or whatever. But you know what I hate? When someone commits one of more of my Pet Peeves (as shown above) and they get people drooling all over them. I'll admit it, I like attention- but who doesn't? I like working hard and then getting praised occassionally. Not even a lot, actually. Just a little. But when I try hard and I only get a few people's recognition and then Joe Shmoe get a million people kissing his feet because he didn't do * *** I get pissed. It's what's wrong with America today. They don't know good from bad. We hard working folk don't get the respect we deserve.
Wait a second, I need to go get some water.
When you have a song stuck in your head for long periods of time
This happens to me at least 3 or 4 times a day. At the moment I have "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top stuck in my head. Not sure why. I hear humming the Gilligans Island theme song gets it out. I don't want that stuck in there so I'm not going to try it.
People who take your ideas
This also happens often. People flat-out copy me and think I won't notice. Guess what- I DO. Stop lying to yourself, you're not like me. You don't WANT to be like me. And for all your folks out there who don't know me, I'm not trying to flatter myself. It does happen. A lot.
When people don't give my things back after borrowing them
We are all guilty of this one. We borrow something and it slips our mind to give it back. But after being reminded I kind of want my things back, okay? After a certain amount of time it should be legal to break into the person's house and take what you need. That would work. You'd never have to worry about getting things borrowed again, I garauntee it.
When Anime guys get girlfriends
This is self-explanitory. (Good thing Gaara has this whole 'hate' thing going on.)
That's about it. I'm emotionally drained. But that's what happens when you write a lot. I am a good writer. I mean it. I love writing. I will be a famous writer one day and you will all buy my books because of how great they are. Cool.