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I won't get either game either (sounds like the name of a electro tween band) because: a.) Co-op shooters are their own worst enemy because they tend to be so fun. I already play the first two borderlands, warframe, left4dead 2, killing floor and a little spacemarineWH40K horde mode here and there. The Division? Destiny? Evolve? Don't really need 'em just yet. Better to get them on sale or late if at all. b.) Borderlands 2 is pretty dense. I don't need the new shiney (and smaller) pre-sequel. I'm still having fun on pandora. Though placing it on pandora's moon was a great choice. You can't help but wonder what the heck is going on up there while playing BL2. c.) I'm a card-carrying PC-elitist who didn't even game when Halo was big. I can probably live without its successor Destiny if it doesn't come to PC, and probably if it does, too. Also, Either Game Either is opening up for Cash Cash, and Breathe Carolina at the mall this weekend.

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Why is Gene Simmons reviewing Dark Souls 2 DLC?

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Seems a lot of the guff that should be directed at metrosexuals is misguided at hipsters by vids like this, comedians, etc. What I know about hipsters?

Hipsters cook with hi-quality bacon, single-handedly revitalize PBR beer company, and are proponents of music...maybe even authors. Plus, their beards may look nuts, but at least they resoundly commit to their facial hair.


What I know about metrosexuals? They cuminatively give 30 percent of their paycheck to foreign car companies (or more specifically, Audi.) They "know someone" with a boat. Their music tastes range all the way from DJ Eric L. to DJ Pauly L, two close personal friends mind you.

Metrosexuals also invented the $200-drink-minimum (bottle service) and hair-permanents for men. Did I mention they all have the same Audi, v-neck t-shirts, sunglassess and 5pm stubble?


If mullets were the business-in-front-and-party-in-back of the 1980s, then metrosexual stubble is the look-like-i-don't-care on Saturday but cleaned-up-for-my-resident-nurse-gig by Sunday. Go away metrosexuals.

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@Bread_or_Decide @Fire_Wa11 I wouldn't say that to "prove" something. I would say it just because I am always looking for an excuse to talk about my five favorite games.


I have nothing against her. I 'm just saying how I might have handled it. I thought she was good on those VH1 series or whatever. I see people every week working their asses off to make it in entertainment and am happy for her for landing the gig.


She'd probably rather be taking over for Letterman, and wound up hosting Ubiderp. Good for her though either way. She's eating.

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If I played games and was getting paid to host a gaming event, and someone questioned my gaming credibility I would say something more like, "My top 5 favorite games of all time were City of Heroes, Fallout New Vegas, Fallout 3, Mass Effect 2, and GTA: San Andreas. However! I have recently experienced the glory that is Dark Souls and now think I am calling FO3 and FONV a tie so that I can fit Dark Souls in my top 5 somewhere!"


If I did NOT play games and was getting paid to host a gaming event, and someone questioned my gaming credibility I would prolly say something more along the lines of what Aisha said like, "Oh, f--- that. Don't you go there! I would tell you f--- you to your face. F---! F----!"


But that's just me.

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Okay. Okay. But listen to me! What if instead of From Software partnering with Sony Japan, they partnered with.... STay with me here...Disney (formerly Lucas Arts) and made a STar Wars game where you play as a Sith!

It's suuch a natural fit. Dark Souls has that whole -- ascending from student to master vibe as you play -- just like the Star Wars movies did. So much of it centers around dark themes too that I think From Software -- with a little help on getting the lore right -- would make a great Sith game.


Send us to Dromund Kaas or Korriban, From Software! Come on! You've earned it with your awesome games and you said Dark Souls hazey story was in part due to watching western movies and having to imagine what they were saying as English wasn't your first language. I have to imagine one of those movies at one point was star wars. You know you want to!

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So, are the bees a metaphor for PC gaming and wasps are consoles? Or are bees the PS4 and wasps are Xbox One?

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Am I the only one who cares to speculate on WHO Arkham Knight actually is? I have a couple pet theories going.

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I meant to put in the first paragraph that the women characters in Max Payne 3 are pretty weak. She didn't make an issue of it though.