Closed the video as soon as I saw Jessica's saggy face and heard her terrible monotone voice. Good lord you spend all this time making this potentially amazing fan film and you waste it by making Samus Aran JESSICA fucking CHOBOT? She couldn't act out of a wet paper bag! She's a talentless hack who wriggled her way into stardom by giving a fellatio to a PSP! (look it up if you don't believe me)
Well, I can sleep easy at night knowing this bit of information. Thank you GameSpot for letting me know. Also, thank you for occasionally throwing in random movie news in with the video game journalism. I just get so tired of visiting a site called GAMEspot specifically for video game news that I just want random pieces on garbage tier movies just so you can fulfill your dream of becoming the next IGN.
Oh look, a game that requires PS Plus but is P2P. Why am I not surprised? And yet sheep will continue to throw 50 bucks a year at this superfluous service! WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
Coming from a huge a Don Bluth fanboy, if I had $10,000, I'd seriously consider giving him that much money just for the chance to have lunch with him. I would literally die a happy man if I were able to have a meal with effing Don Bluth.
The guy pretty much made my childhood what it was and kept my sanity through the earlier years of middle school. I have all of his films on blu-ray too. >_>
Hey Miguel, is the story decent at all? Or is it basically Graces F tier? Or even worse, Xillia 1 and 2 tier? (ie COMPLETE GARBAGE?)
The Japanese really hated on this game for replacing Alisha and shoving Rose down everyone's throats as the main heroine. And after reading that entire Japanese wikia dedicated purely to how awful Zestiria is, I'm on the fence about getting this. Would you recommend this game at all? The only tales games I've played AND enjoyed were Destiny, Abyss, Vesperia, and Symphonia.
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